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	Chuck Norris Facts
		Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
		Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
		Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
	www.chucknorrisfacts.com (264 words)

	Chuck Norris - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Norris was born to an alcoholic father, half Irish and half Cherokee.
		Norris is the object of an Internet phenomenon known as Chuck Norris Facts documenting and proclaiming fictional, often heroic feats and characteristics, which began to circulate in late 2005.
		Norris served as a guest referee at the World Wrestling Federation's Survivor Series 1994 for the casket match between The Undertaker and the late Yokozuna.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Chuck_Norris (1879 words)

	Chuck Norris Facts - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Chuck Norris Facts were originally seen on IRC, and on websites like the Something Awful forums, in early 2005.
		Chuck Norris Facts followed "facts" based on actors Vin Diesel and Bob Saget, and spawned similar "facts" about fictional character Jack Bauer from the television series 24, Mr.
		However, when reading 10 "Chuck Norris Facts" he states that one of his favorite facts is "When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris." #1 on the list of Chuck Norris's top ten favorite facts.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Chuck_Norris_Facts (616 words)

	Chuck Norris - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
		Chuck Norris had a paper route when he was younger; there were no survivors.
		Chuck was born of 18-year-old Wilma Scarberry (knocked up by Ray Norris) in a relatively uneventful birth.
		In fact, Chuck Norris' birth was so mundane that his father, in an attempt to "spice it up," inebriated the obstetrician delivering him.
	www.uncyclopedia.org /wiki/Chuck_Norris (1684 words)

	Chuck Norris is God - ChuckNorrisIsGod.com
		Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
		Chuck Norris refuses to have sex with anyone uglier than himself.
		Chuck Norris doesn't have to chew his food; his uvula pulverizes anything that comes within range.
	www.chucknorrisisgod.com (351 words)

	chuck norris jokes
		Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
		Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes.
		Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon.
	www.duckshit.com /chuck-norris-jokes (1545 words)

	Chuck Norris - Wikipedian Liberation Organization (Site not responding. Last check: )
		Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the War of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
		Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
		Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore.
	www.amateur-all-stars.com /wiki/index.php?title=Chuck_Norris (9665 words)

	Additional Chuck Norris Facts (Site not responding. Last check: )
		Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
		Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
		Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
	www.chucknorrisfacts.com /page1.html (1076 words)

	Chuck Norris - Uncyclopedia (Site not responding. Last check: )
		Chuck Norris managed to fix this problem when he discovered that all he had to do was threaten father time that he would kill him and his family if he didn’t give Chuck more time.
		T and Chuck Norris) and that it is very likely that they will die by his hands one day, a one in three chance in fact.
		Chuck Norris has yet to be defeated by any of these people, and it is rumoured they are too scared to try.
	uncyclopedia.org /wiki/Chuck_Norris (2745 words)

	Chuck Norris wrote this - The Boston Globe
		Chuck Norris cracks open chickens with his bare hands, uses his beard to hide a third fist, and chews tin foil.
		Chuck Norris the man, not to be confused with Chuck Norris the myth, knows a good sense of humor goes a long way.
		Norris was in Boston this week to promote his latest project, a live fighting tournament called World Combat League, which premieres at the Mohegan Sun tonight at 8.
	www.boston.com /ae/celebrity/articles/2006/06/24/chuck_norris_wrote_this (243 words)

	Chuck Norris - gwiazda Hollywood
		Carlos Ray Norris Jr., znany jako Chuck Norris, (ur.
		Norris urodził się jako syn półkrwi Czirokeza, półkrwi Irlandczyka, Raya Norrisa i jego żony irlandzkiego pochodzenia, Wilmy Scarberry (według niektórych źródeł po części także Czirokezki).
		Chuck Norris ma czworo dzieci, z pierwszego małżeństwa synów Mike'a i Erika, zaś z drugiego, z Geną O'Kelley bliźniaków: syna Dakotę Alana i córkę Danilee Kelly.
	www.chuck_norris.e-biznes.org (708 words)

	Chuck Norris World (Site not responding. Last check: )
		Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
		And Amelia Earhart disappeared over the ocean, for Chuck to hit her in the past he would have to have been in the same location in the present.
		Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
	www.chucknorrisworld.com /lies.html (571 words)

	Chuck Norris Photos - Chuck Norris News - Chuck Norris Information
		Chuck Norris was an Executive Producer of Walker, Texas Ranger as well as the actor in the title role.
		Norris was born Carlos Ray in Ryan, Oklahoma.
		Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos follows the story of Chuck Norris as he battles the forces of evil, which are headed by the notorious villain simply known as The Claw.
	www.tv.com /chuck-norris/person/1603/summary.html (380 words)

	Die neuesten Witze · Willis-Witze.de
		Wenn Chuck Norris durch Lava läuft bekommt er kalte Füße.
		Chuck Norris weiß sogar, warum der Elektriker eine Maske trägt!
		Chuck Norris brauch nicht hinzufallen, der Boden springt ihm ins...
	www.willis-witze.de /die-neuesten-witze.html (50 words)

	Chuck Norris
		Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes.
		Chuck Norris was once lowered into molten metal to try to weaken him, but it only made him stronger.
		Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.
	home.sc.rr.com /garrickland/chucknorris.htm (926 words)

	Chuck Norris (parody theory) - Lostpedia
		Chuck Norris is the Incident and the Sickness.
		The answer to the snowman question was really "Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked me in the snowballs." When Locke didn't know the answer, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him, but unfortunately it was in the face.
		Chuck Norris is Aaron's, Walt's, and Alex's REAL father, which explains why children are supposedly special to the Others.
	lostpedia.com /wiki/Chuck_Norris_(parody_theory) (858 words)

	eBay Guides - Top 100 Chuck Norris Facts
		Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
		Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
		Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
	reviews.ebay.com /Top-100-Chuck-Norris-Facts_W0QQugidZ10000000000690883 (1994 words)

	chuck-norris (Site not responding. Last check: )
		Chuck Norris is a native of Ryan, Oklahoma.
		Chuck Norris is currently ranked 6th in a poll for naming a new bridge, Northern M0 Danube bridge, in Budapest, Hungary.
		Norris appeared as himself on an episode of Yes, Dear, where he shadows one of the main characters (Jimmy) to understand the life of a security guard.
	www.knightsma.com /Chuck_Norris.html (1590 words)

	Chuck Norris
		Carlos Ray Norris aka Chuck Norris was born in Ryan, Oklahoma.
		Chuck Norris got into acting via his L.A. karate school where he instructed many celebrities and made his film debut in The Wrecking Crew (1968) although his offical website refers to Return Of The Dragon (1973) with Bruce Lee as his 'feature film debut'.
		In 1997, Chuck Norris became the first man from the Western Hemisphere in 4,500 years to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system.
	www.biogs.com /famous/norrischuck.html (502 words)

	Chuck Norris
		Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick.
		Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
		Chuck Norris kills 14 white people at the end of every week just to prove he isn’t racist.
	www.screamingpickle.com /humor/legends/ChuckNorris (1021 words)

	Careers Chuck Norris
		Chuck Norris is famous as a world champion martial artist, and movie and television star.
		Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris was born on March 10, 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma.
		Norris joined the Air Force after high school, with the goal of training in the Security Police in preparation for a career in law enforcement.
	www.military.com /Careers/Content1?file=chuck_norris.htm&area=Content (282 words)

	Worldandnation: Heard the one about Chuck Norris?
		Norris ominously brought his own lawyer, plus his business manager, plus his wife.
		Norris may be 65, but "he looked like the kind of guy who could handle a tough guy," Ian said.
		Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
	www.sptimes.com /2006/02/03/Worldandnation/Heard_the_one_about_C.shtml (1097 words)

	Chuck Norris pictures, posters, photos, interviews and wallpapers.
		Norris got his only taste of critical acceptance with the urban cop movie Code of Silence (1985), which reportedly had been written as a Clint Eastwood "Dirty Harry" vehicle.
		Norris' brother Aaron has directed him in most of his recent films.
		Chuck's son Mike is also an actor who appeared in Delta Force 3 (1991).
	www.perfectpeople.net /biopage.php3/cid=1296 (291 words)

	Photo Matt » Chuck Norris Facts 2.0
		Chuck Norris was not allowed into the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship), due to his lethal roundhouse kicks to the face… So Chuck made his own UFC ” U….Fear…Chuck”
		Chuck Norris is faster than a speeding bullet, but the phrase “Faster than a speeding bullet” sounds better than “Faster than a speeding Chuck Norris”, so Chuck granted permission to change the phrase.
		Chuck Norris preformed brain surgery with a pipe wrench and someones broken off arm under water and that person is tonday know as Bill Gates.
	www.photomatt.net /2006/01/22/chuck-norris-20 (604 words)

	Chuck Norris - dowcipy o Chucku Norrisie
		Chuck Norris wymyslił: koło, narzędzia rolnicze, prąd, silniki spalinowe i kopnięcie z połobrotu w twarz.
		Chuck Norris jest samowystarczalny, bo jedyną osobą której Chuck Norris może coś zawdzięczać jest Chuck Norris.
		To nie naukowcy odkryli rozszczepianie się atomu - to Chuck Norris postanowił kopnąć z półobrotu najmniejszą rzecz na świecie.
	chuck-norris.dowcipy.pl (156 words)

	Chuck Norris Official Website
		Chuck was also a renowned teacher in the martial arts.
		Chuck is also founder and President of United Fighting Arts Federation with over 2,300 fl belts all over the world.
		In 1997, Chuck achieved another milestone in his life by being the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system.
	www.chucknorris.com /html/biog.html (583 words)

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		Norris believes that part of the divine plan for his life came when he first stepped into the world of martial arts while on his military tour in Korea as a young man. Something inside him loved every minute of the sport.
		Chuck was so impressed with Gena that he got the courage to ask her out.
		Although Norris grew up going to church and says he accepted the Lord as a child and gained inspiration through a Billy Graham Crusade as a young boy, Norris really didn’t have a faith wake-up call until Gena went into pre-term labor with their twins and experienced severe, life-threatening medical complications.
	www.cbn.com /entertainment/screen/Bagby_ChuckNorris_0904.asp (2189 words)

	Chuck Norris!! \| Progressive U (Site not responding. Last check: )
		Chuck Norris was never really famous, I personally don't think he is a very good actor but recently he has become very popular for a very strange reason.
		In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
		Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
	www.progressiveu.org /015510-chuck-norris (390 words)

	Chuck Norris Kicks Up Morale in Iraq
		Norris explained he planned to visit Iraq three years ago, but because of an impending major operation he was unable to make the trip.
		Norris also saluted all the military members who attended, and let them know how special the military is to him.
		Norris and Teague will see more than 10,000 troops in their four-day volunteer tour of Al Anbar Province and Kuwait, said Rachel M. Tischler, USO director of entertainment.
	www.military.com /features/0,15240,118307,00.html (644 words)

	Chuck Norris
		Chuck Norris will forever be known as the man who fought against Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon (1973).
		This was the film that started Norris’ film career, and made people notice him as both a screen presence and a martial artist.
		In 1993, Chuck Norris started the television series Walker, Texas Ranger (1993-), in which he reprises as a character not too dissimilar to that which he played in Lone Wolf McQuade (1983).
	www.kungfucinema.com /people/chuck_norris.htm (620 words)

	Chuck Norris Jokes
		Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
		Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
		Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
	www.chucknorrisjokes.net (124 words)

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