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| | Cilla Black - Uncyclopedia (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-21) |
 | | Cilla Black, daughter of Jack Black and a fl hole, is Britain's most/least loved scouse television presenter, author and creator of the RAF. |
 | | Hatching a whole week before her siblings, Black Sabbath, Johnny Cash (The man in fl), the movie Meet Joe Black, every version of the Black Album and Al Gore, she was soon battling for food in her nest, once attacking Ozzy Osbourne with a spear. |
 | | Cilla, before the invention of the colour television, therefore hiding the shame of what lay on her ghastly head. |
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