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X-Entertainment - Introducing Clamato! |
 | | Clamato may as well come with a warning label citing that you should only drink it if you equate the desire to drink carbonated clam extract as meeting the cruel side-effect of seriously wanting to die. |
 | | All they had was Clamato, sitting in a bottle that boasted it as a tomato cocktail which was 'deliciously zesty.' This sounded enough like V8 for me at 3:30 in the morning, so I grabbed my future slayer and went home, ready to beat the cold. |
 | | I'm telling you, just say no. Say no to Clamato, and we're well on our way to breaking the health curves that were set on a downward spiral after those Wheat Thins that tasted like chicken came out a few years ago. |
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