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| | Victor Davis Hanson on NRO |
 | | An array of young suitors were vying for the daughter of Cleisthenes, the wealthy despot of the prosperous city-state of Sicyon. |
 | | The haughty Cleisthenes kept them under suspenseful audit for a year, in a sort of humiliating and non-ending nitpicking examination to find the perfect and most submissive son-in-law. |
 | | Cleisthenes could take no more of such shamelessness, and finally barked out, "Young Cleisthenes, you have just danced yourself out of a marriage." Oblivious, the now liberated ex-suitor paid him no heed, kept up his dancing, and in his exhilaration barked back, "Hippocleides don't care." |
| www.nationalreview.com /hanson/hansonprint030102.html (1176 words) |
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