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| | Cleopatra Jones Movie Poster |
 | | You see, Cleopatra Jones is an undercover United States Special Agent who is assigned to crack-down (no pun intended) on drug-trafficking, especially in American big-city ghetto's. |
 | | The problem is, even though Cleopatra Jone's martial arts fighting skills makes her "ten miles of bad road" for every ordinary hood in town, Mommy may just be too tough to handle...kind of like a 350-pound beef brisket with PMS. |
 | | Look, Cleopatra Jones appears to have been written, directed, and edited by one of Mommy's crack-head customers, uh, assuming that Mommy was a real-live person in the first place, you understand. |
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