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| | Click It Or Ticket (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-08) |
 | | A cop walks in and announces, "This is a random health and safety check to see whether you've removed the skin from the chicken before you served it." Though delicious in taste, we all know that chicken skin contains considerable unhealthy fat. |
 | | After all the 2002 highway death toll was 42,815 and according to a U.S. Department of Transportation National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) study, "The Economic Impact of Motor Vehicle Crashes on America's Roadways," seatbelt usage could have prevented an estimated 9,200 fatalities. |
 | | Thus, the "Click It Or Ticket" program is simply Congress' way of caring for its property, the American people. |
| www.gmu.edu /departments/economics/wew/articles/03/ticket.html (543 words) |
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