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	Urban Dictionary: cockney wanker
		Someone from London, usually second hand car salesmen, who read the sun newspaper, call all women " dawlin' " (trans: darling) and general ponce about the place like they are something special.
		Cor Blimey Guvnah, I'm a cockney wanker, and no mistake!
		You're a twat, git, moron, bitch cockney wanker.
	www.urbandictionary.com /define.php?term=cockney+wanker&b=1 (145 words)

	Ben Elton is a Wanker \| Samizdata.net
		What made it even more galling was his cynical adoption of a painfully fake working-class cockney accent just to ensure that his 'cred' with the comrades wasn't sullied by any admission of his rather comfortable middle-class origins and first-rate education.
		He coupled his 'comedy' career with a full-blown activist agenda, shouldering his way to prominence in every trendy lefty/green campaign imaginable from benefit gigs for striking miners to marches against cruise missiles, you name the cause, Elton was there and sounding off.
		Well, it's reassuring to know that Elton's 'personal line' stops short of doing adverts for banks but is far enough advanced to enable him to utilise those same banks as repositories for the considerable personal fortune he has amassed from his showbiz career.
	www.samizdata.net /blog/archives/2002/04/ben_elton_is_a_wanker.html (600 words)

	Urban Dictionary: cockney
		cockney slang london londoner chav cunt english mockney rhyming americans british city cockney wanker drugs essex football oi wanker yorkshire awight babyshambles cocaine cockney rhyming slang cockny cor blimey eastenders ebonics england indie laugh politically correct.
		However, technically speaking there can be no cockneys born after 1945 since the bells were destroyed by German bombs during WWII.
		Counties around the south of England tend of be full of 'mockneys' - total arseholes who think putting on a fake cockney accent makes them sound hard (but don't tell their mummies).
	www.urbandictionary.com /define.php?term=cockney (462 words)

	Urban Dictionary: cockney bitch
		cockney bitch isn't defined yet, but these are pretty close:
		if a fl person is a cockney he is a blockney
		cockney Rhyming slang Gary Glitter rhymes with shitter
	www.urbandictionary.com /define.php?term=cockney+bitch (208 words)

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	www.evertonfc.com /forum/viewtopic.php?t=15481&view=next (1095 words)

	Review - Gangs of London // PSP /// Eurogamer
		Time to pepper this review with cockney cliché and a smattering of Dick Van Dyke: Gor blimey gavnah!
		They're the ones who've dusted off The Getaway's Cockney Wanker world for an outing on the PSP, dutifully peppering it with characters and settings drawn from a cartoon version of England's capital city, and including plenty of foul language (even, on occasions, the dreaded c-word).
		But don't be fooled by the potty-mouthed protagonists into thinking that this is a game for adults.
	www.eurogamer.net /article.php?article_id=67358 (794 words)

	africans - Shitlist 2004 - part 2
		Everything this man does is evil, and if you think otherwise, you're probably an art student with a solid future in taking my drinks order.
		He reminds me of: Cockney Wanker, out of the comic Viz.
		The only real difference between them is Cockney Wanker is the three-dimensional one.
	www.africans.co.za /modules.php?name=News&file=print&sid=630 (511 words)

	American to British Translator - Sound Like A Cockney!
		American to British Translator - Sound Like A Cockney!
		Do not actually speak these words if you are American.
		They will make you sound like a wanker.
	www.translatebritish.com /reverse.php (35 words)

	A Clockwork Mind : Racists - The Wierdest Thing
		What they did was find somebody with really bloody stupid ideas about what being English is and then run a full DNA sample survey on them to locate where their ancestors had actually come from and in what percentage.
		Gary's a professional Cockney wanker, journalist and TV critic of almost the most blatant "gorblimey guv'nor, 'ere, we got ter get rid of them pakis, ain't we?
		He's played football (real football, not that nancy-boy rugby ripoff that the Americans like) for England many times, born in the East End of London, cockney as you like, in trouble as a youngster but these days an all round good bloke and somebody i would be proud to buy a pint or six.
	edgecase.net /devsite/blogs/a_clockwork_mind/archive/2006/11/14/3783.aspx (818 words)

	wankers
		Following the tragic events at his house, you may be shocked at our latest choice of wanker.
		A wanker only known to UK TV viewers I'm afraid, but I CAN'T let him off, as I had the misfortune to work alongside him on a TV series for LWT!
		A wanker who's been around for soooooo long on British TV that we don't even notice that...
	www.fruut.com /wankers.htm (1356 words)

	Cockney Wanker - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Cockney Wanker is a character from Viz based on a stereotype of the male Cockney (someone from East London).
		He is a thief, conman and charlatan who speaks in impossible rhyming slang and spends his days drinking, selling stolen or unworkable goods to passers-by on the streets and being violent to his wife.
		He is a life-long racist complaining about "sootys" yet showing reverence for Frank Bruno; a royalist, especially supporting the Queen Mother: "Ninety Free she is. Ninety Free.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Cockney_Wanker (297 words)

	Wanker: Pat mcgurns's a wanker <patsawanker>. Wanker - wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-09)
		Wanker Wanker is a pejorative term of British origin, also common in Ireland, Australia, Look up wanker in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.
		Wanker john palmer idiot wanker intelligent wonderful champion by funkyj to FunkyJ journalism idiot Piers+Ackerman wanker news+corp fox ABC ABC+bashing wanker's corner saloon and cafe
		Wanker Daily explanation about new words, word origins, slang expressions, etc. from That said, wanker, which means roughly 'a contemptible person', is a figurative open source web design - design information - wanker
	ff7-836.2.sernameszee.org /ff7-856.html (233 words)

	eBay.co.uk - cockney, Records, CDs, Music Memorabilia items at low prices (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-09)
		Cockney Rebel Judy Teen Pop 1970 ' s Rock
		Cockney Rejects - Easy Life 7" Motorhead Sham 69 PTTB
		Cockney rejects flares N flippers rare small wonder
	search.ebay.co.uk /cockney_W0QQfsooZ1QQfsopZ3 (439 words)

	a merchant banker \| Antimoon Forum (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-09)
		And sometimes you'd better say the first one --- at least if you don't want to utter the w-word in public :-)) But it's all the same: you will surely got beaten up for 'merchant banker' in some parts of the city, particularly in some establishments of the Soho...
		However, the word ’wanker’, being sort of an umbrella term (of abuse) for ’any kind of person whom you don’t like or whose behaviour you disapprove of’.
		Consequently, an ’impertinent young man’ can be a ’wanker’ or vice versa.
	www.antimoon.com /forum/t5013.htm (289 words)

	1997's history at Frostbyte Records
		The album was a compilation of Andy's early work, and was slammed by critics for being unimaginatively pieced together from old material, and not reflecting Andrew's current creative output.
		The songs featured on this EP were recorded back in September 1995 when the band were preparing for the 'Fuzzbox Wah' tour, but the release was delayed due to Fat Cat Benjamin's absence.
		Embraced by fans and critics alike, this single managed to outsell even 'Cockney Wanker' (the first time any Frostbyte artist had rivalled Fußgängerzone).
	www.frostbyterecords.co.uk /1997.html (583 words)

	10 funniest Londoners - Features - Comedy - Time Out London
		Cockney Wanker was inspired by the moment about 12 years ago when we came to London, went to cross the road and a fl-cab driver tried to run us down.
		The point about Cockney Wanker is that he is effectively a London taxi driver crossed with Jeffrey Archer, Arthur Daley and Mike Reid.
		But not the bad DJ who writes musicals, the cockney.
	www.timeout.com /london/features/2/2.html (702 words)

	run8xx
		Several minutes of searching split the pack as most thinking that the jagorawi was just around the corner headed straight.
		OFurnicator, Cuntroller, Cockney Wanker and Lick-a-Pile though perservered and discovered the overlooked arrow.
		Back on paper they came across blind Wombat lost in the wilderness.
	www.geocities.com /bataviah4/run896.html (533 words)

	[No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-09)
		The poll includes many honorary Londoners who have moved to the capital - among them Noel Gallagher at number 45 and Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho at number 21.
		Even Viz character Cockney Wanker makes an entry at number nine.
		The poll was compiled by a Time Out panel of experts.
	www.peggster.net /interviews/pressassoc0605.html (225 words)

	[No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-09)
		Time to pepper this review with cockney clich?nd a smattering of Dick Van Dyke: Gor blimey gavnah!
		They're the ones who've dusted off The Getaway's Cockney Wanker world for an outing on the PSP, dutifully peppering it with characters and settings drawn from a cartoon version of England's capital city, and including plenty of foul language (even, on occasions, the dreaded c-word).
		AdvertisementBut don't be fooled by the potty-mouthed protagonists into thinking that this is a game for adults.
	www.worldseriessource.com /articles/Gangs_of_London_117.html (746 words)

	Marvel Battle Royale - Who would win ??? - Page 3 - The Superhero Hype! Boards (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-09)
		I could understand if I was busting out with phrases like " do yourself a favour" or " cmon now we've all had a bit to drink".
		I'm about as far away from being cockney as you can get.
		You being from wales must mean you have the I.Q of a used tea bag and spend your time having sex with various farm animals.
	www.superherohype.com /forums/showthread.php?t=70453&page=3 (2192 words)

	Guardian \| Why we don't need a new national stadium
		Arsenal screamed at Spurs, West Ham screamed at Chelsea, Chelsea screamed at Leeds, Leeds screamed at Manchester United.
		When anyone speaks of the need for a national stadium to bring us all together, tell them the one about the gassed yiddo, the dirty northerner, the thieving scouser and the cockney wanker.
		Let's move on a season or two, when strange things started to happen during England's successful 2002 World Cup qualification campaign.
	www.guardian.co.uk /print/0,3858,4323117-103638,00.html (649 words)

	Viz comic
		The Critics – pretentious and shallow high-culture critics who lampoon the perceived elitism of the "chattering classes"
		Cockney Wanker – a swaggering, bigoted Londoner who speaks in rhyming slang.
		The character is loosely based on actor Mike Reid and broadcaster Danny Baker.
	www.gamelow.com /Comic-V/Viz_comic.php (3099 words)

	The Simpsons (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-09)
		(Cockney Man # 1 smashes the bottle over Cockney Man # 2's head.)
		If they're not having a go with the birds, they're having a row with the wankers.
		If they're not having a "go with a bird" they're having a "row
	www.thebritsons.co.uk /?go=theshow/cuts/babf11 (112 words)

	Grant Goodwin - Late Lunch Star (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-09)
		He also gets high on coke (the drink) and is known for his lack of goalkeeping skills.
		Grunt, Captain Caveman, Dag boy, Cockney Bastard, Cockney wanker, Sad git, Moaner, Happy bloke, Suicdial freak, Barney Rubble, Caveman Colin and The Missing Link
		Blondish hair, spiked skinhead, plump cheeks, atheletic figure, Peter Schmeicel lookalike, blue eyes, voice that could gargle peanut butter.
	www.angelfire.com /ga/gglatelunch/grant.html (200 words)

	Dissensus - Burning Spear / Cockney Wanker confusion
		- - Burning Spear / Cockney Wanker confusion (http://www.dissensus.com//showthread.php?t=1023)
		There's something that's been preying on my mind for a while.
		It sounds like "cockney wanker"...anyway, I've just remembered I need to be somewhere, so I'll get my coat.
	www.dissensus.com /printthread.php?t=1023 (566 words)

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