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| | Laughing Gas |
 | | Now, I know the old expression is "close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades", but I've discovered it also applies to dynamite, tear gas, smoke bombs, flame throwers, plutonium, acid rain, volcanic eruptions and nuclear explosions... |
 | | Whenever I open a magazine and the combined odors from all those perfume samples wafts through the air, there's always that brief moment when I wonder... |
 | | I'll bet that wearing a combination onion, chive, scallion and leek necklace would also pretty much ward off most evil... |
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