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Conservatives - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia |
 | | Conservatives strive to uphold the purity of the gluttonous, mindless, ignorant, God-fearing, consumerism American way of life (although the industrial and slave-like economic trends of Victorian England are probably to blame for this...our bad America), and are the world leaders in the War on terra. |
 | | Publicly, conservatives oppose abortion due to their view that it constitutes murder, as well as the vast amount of resources that could be diverted to the the war in Iraq and because and because it takes away the opportunity to murder the poor at a later date via: execution, millitary enlistment and quail hunting days. |
 | | Conservatives believe drugs are immoral, dangerous and harmful to society, but are also a whole lot of fun when you're doing 60 down the freeway (as well as make it harder for single mothers to pay the rent). |
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