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| | Constantine Movie Review at Hollywood Video |
 | | John Constantine (Keanu Reeves) is a noir-ish, cynical operative whose specialty is beating back Satan and his minions, keeping them on their side of an inter-dimensional fence. |
 | | During Constantine's visits to Hell, he's pursued by a horde of brainless, Gollum-like demonsâ¦when we say "brainless," we mean, "no head from the upper jaw up," with their yawning brainpans shaped like toilet bowls. |
 | | There are also documentary bits on Vermin Man, the movie's version of Hell, Gabriel's angel wings, the pre-production animatics for given scenes, and the scene where Satan sucks Angela backwards through a building and straight to Hell, as she crashes through walls and an entire cube-farm of Herman Miller units along the way. |
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