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| | Costco - Uncyclopedia (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-20) |
 | | Costco was first opened in the Russian city of Irkutsk, from where it spread to Mongolia and China. |
 | | The presence of Costco in those countries increased their amount of Jews by 78,042,556% from 1394 to 1888, appeasing Bob and allowing him, along with Wilde and the JJL, to open Costcim (plural of Costco) in Milwaukee, Waltham, Miami, and San Andreas. |
 | | By the year 2044, Costco is expected to have 78,042,556 locations (apparently a magic number for Costco) on Earth, 37,534,098 in the city of Tel Aviv alone. |
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