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	daffynition (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		A daffynition is a pun format involving the reinterpretation of an existing word, on the basis that it sounds like another word (or group of words).
		Daffynitions are popular with children, due to their ease of creation.
		Otherwise they are considered a less dignified form of the pun, if such a thing can exist.
	www.yourencyclopedia.net /Daffynition.html (128 words)

	Bluffing Game Rules
		4) If the wordmaster gets daffynitions that are very similar to the real definition, he/she may want to ask those who submitted them to change their definitions.
		Asa, I meant using a dictionary to refine the daffynition.
		Please note that it is no longer acceptable to use a dictionary to refine your daffynition.
	wordcraft.infopop.cc /groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/410600694/m/395103595/xsl/print_topic (497 words)

	[No title]
		Number one answers, "That's my half-brother." A rather attactive young lady was conducting a survey in a supermarket, and approached a young man to ask, "Exuse me, but I was wondering if you could tell me, what is the number one thing you look for in a movie?" "Pull down your pants," he replied.
		Daffynition: Surprise - A fart with a lump in it.
		Daffynition: Pocket pool - What a mother kangaroo has until her children are toilet trained.
	www.twoey.com /jokeold5.txt (15472 words)

	Bluffing Game Rules Poll - Topic Powered by Groupee Community (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		Some people have expressed the view that the use of dictionaries and other references should be allowed in refining the daffynition.
		Dictionaries should be allowed to be used in refining a daffynition.
		Besides, some of the most fun daffynitions are the ones that have been completely made up anyway.
	wordcraft.infopop.cc /groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/410600694/m/820109858 (162 words)

	Toeing the company one-liners
		Business Daffynitions: Humor from the Workplace" is not just a laughing matter for Glendale resident Joe Heuer.
		The book is the latest in a series he produces to accompany his talks as a convention and meeting speaker.
		Not worried that he’ll run out of daffynitions soon, Heuer, a former teacher and basketball coach, has enough stockpiled for several more books.
	www.gmtoday.com /content/NSL/2005/May/21.asp (337 words)

	Writer's Block, Essay, - Spring 2004
		The more intellectually challenging forms — transpositional and bilingual puns — are cut from the same cloth as the knock-knock joke or daffynition: words with multiple meanings or words with similar sounds.
		Daffynition: A daffynition is a reinterpretation of an existing word based on the sound of the word.
		Transpositional puns: A transpositional pun is a complicated pun format that involves a clever redefinition of a well-known word through the transposition of words in an otherwise well-known phrase or saying.
	www.writersblock.ca /spring2004/essay.htm (1176 words)

	Daffynitions: Giving words real meaning - thetimesherald.com (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		After reading these and other daffynitions, I decided I had to talk to the man who came up with such genius.
		Since then, Heuer has compiled about 3,500 daffynitions (he has a box at home that all of his raw material goes into) and is about ready to release a series of books filled with daffynitions.
		Business Daffynitions: Humor from the Workplace, the first in the series, will be released April 1.
	www.thetimesherald.com /news/stories/20050206/localnews/1960418.html (509 words)

	The Daffynitions (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		Daffynitions: A Dictionary for the Humor Impaired, Volumes I & II is the first comprehensive dictionary for the terminally humor impaired, or humorary.
		Written by Webster's evil twin (aka Daffyjoe Heuer), Daffynitions are goofy definitions that you won't find in any other dictionary.
		Note: Please be advised that by sending us your submission you are releasing and assigning all rights to it (including any copyright or trademark rights), and you're letting me use it any way I want.
	www.daffynitions.com /daffynitions.html (275 words)

	Tagline database - one liners for your forum/email signatures. (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		Clinton daffynition: "spending cuts" - decimating the military.
		Clinton daffynition: economic stimulus package - pork barrel.
		Clinton daffynition: rich - anyone earning over $36,000.
	www.sloppycode.net /Taglines/c-170.html (649 words)

	Daffynitions (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		Business Daffynitions: HUMOR from the WORKPLACE is a witty and insightful approach to defining the words we use every day in our jobs.
		You'll smile at Joe's 'meaning behind the meaning' and recognize real life examples of bosses and colleagues who say one thing when you know they mean something else.
		Business Daffynitions will help you to interpret workplace gibberish and corporate balderdash, using laughter to alleviate the daily stresses of the workaday world.
	www.daffynitions.com (208 words)

	[No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		Title it “Daffynition.” Make it say “The word ‘change’ will be assumed to mean ‘to beat with fish’ anywhere it appears in the ruleset.” [Rule 2 now means "Rules 01-05 are High Rules.
		Renumber all rules so that “Follow the Rules” is 1, and each rule after is the next highest integer.
		Delete the rule entitled “Daffynition.” FOR: Mat, Ornithopter AGAINST: Jolly Jonny, Jon, Jorro, Kevan, Llamizzle, Ryan, SatyrEyes, Truman Proposal 012 — Prolific Proponents - FAILS 1 to 8 Submitted by Jolly Jonny Repeal Rule 6 ("Only One"), enabling players to submit more than one proposal per week.
	home.earthlink.net /~jedisquid/survnomic/round3.txt (390 words)

	The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Online: Entertainment (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		You will get a different Daffynition delivered directly to your e-mail address Monday through Friday for an entire year for only $1.
		Check out the free Daffynition samples at www.daffynitions.com to see if big e-traders like Amazon.com should be afraid, very afraid.
		His program, "The Computer Guy," is heard on more than 35 public radio stations, and his column appears in the Washington Post.
	www.jsonline.com /enter/insite/may99/0526insite.asp (1232 words)

	"Unemployment"
		Many people who don't have jobs, haven't been able to get a job for a while, and have no prospects of getting a job any time soon, aren't "unemployed" by the U.S. gov't daffynition.
		If they didn't jigger the statistics then the truth would be obvious: the U.S. economy is moribund -- as evidenced by all those "troops" now in Iraq, Afghanistan and Kuwait because they were unable to find a real job or get a real education.
		(That's why I said 'the U.S. gov't DAFFYNITION', emphasis added.) And the Bush/Cheney gamble on cheap Iraqi oil didn't pay off, so now, as the rest of our "coalition" is quite sensibly bugging out, the hawks are claiming we need to throw more troops, and more money, at their problem.
	www.talkaboutabook.com /group/rec.arts.books/messages/454325.html (311 words)

	Joe Speaks (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		The same Daffynitions that Joe sends to subscribers of his Daffynitions-a-Day mailing list can also appear on your web site, just like they do at the bottom of each of Joe's pages.
		This script will display the latest Daffynition to be sent to Joe's email list, along with a copyright notice.
		The one requirement that Joe has is that the copyright notice not be reduced, separated from, or eliminated from its position below the Daffynition.
	joespeaks.enigo.com /use_daffynitions_on_your_site.html (137 words)

	Maverick Philosopher: Hypocrisy
		For on that definition, all who espouse high moral standards would be hypocrites.
		Since to fall short is human, this definition (âdaffynitionâ) implies that the only way to avoid hypocrisy is to renounce high moral standards, a course of action seemingly pursued by many nowadays.
		No one can call you a hypocrite if you have no standards, or standards that are easily satisfied.
	maverickphilosopher.blogspot.com /2004/10/hypocrisy.html (468 words)

	Humor in the Workplace (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		Hopefully they neither jump to conclusions nor drag their heels, beat around the bush nor run around in circles, nor make mountains out of molehills.
		D for daffynitions (crazy definitions) or difference between 2 things/persons.
		One who insists on talking when you prefer to talk about yourself.
	www.lamaaa.org /lamaaa_102003/carmelitadayco3.htm (386 words)

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	www.blogit.com /Blogs/Comments.aspx/254104 (75 words)

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	www.blogit.com /Blogs/Comments.aspx/256634 (53 words)

	Matthew Yglesias: Get Rid of All The Discretionary Spending
		I've heard of a few schools in the nation not allowing recruiters- and tens of thousands of schools allowing them.
		But, on to the best 'daffynition'- having overwhelming superiority keeps casualties low.
		The large number of overweight people from all socioeconomic classes ought to clue you in.
	yglesias.typepad.com /matthew/2004/07/get_rid_of_all_.html (3221 words)

	The Wicked-Good Dictionary Collection
		Dedicating the past four years, Charles G. Waugh has compiled an extensive collection of daffynitions.
		Included are five language categories: daffynitions, group speech, redefineds, sniglets, and work laws.
		Original kernels of meaning are kept, but presented in unusual ways.
	wordfoolery.com /w-g/index.html (324 words)

	bookideas.com: Business Daffynitions: Humor from the Workplace by Joe Heuer
		Search Amazon for other books by or about Joe Heuer.
		One can sign up to receive a daily business daffynition at Daffynitions.com.
		This handy pocket book can be kept out of sight in your own cubicle to be read when you need a lift on those rough business days.
	www.bookideas.com /reviews/index.cfm?fuseaction=displayReview&id=2504 (259 words)

	LEO Archiv: daffynition[...] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		A couple of examples would be much appreciated.
		Im Gegensatz zu meinen obigen daffynitions sind die witzigen Definitionen hier phonetisch/akustisch nicht verklammert wie in ''avoidable'' = avoid a bull; ''burglarize'' = burglar's eyes; ''Cantaloupe'' = can't elope].
		Sie brauchen es natürlich nicht zu sein [cross-eyed teacher = a teacher who loses control over his/her pupils] Der Kalauer [pun] ist dann mehr daffy/doofusy als witzig.
	ndict.leo.org /archiv.ende/2004_08/27/20040827191732g_en.html (373 words)

	Ms-Sam-Antics: Sniglet Daffynitions (A-M)
		Ms-Sam-Antics: Sniglet Daffynitions (A-M) Welcome to the Internet's largest collection of
		Any burning sensation experienced directly below the navel when putting on a pair of jeans straight from the dryer.
		Any item of food that has been sitting in the refrigerator so long it has become a science project.
	mssamantics.us /language/sniglet1.htm (3883 words)

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		Impressionism is as modern as I get, I'm afraid.
	www.blogit.com /Blogs/Comments.aspx/234917 (128 words)

	Professional Page
		However, the "gas-passers" out there might just find a helping hand or a new friend or two.
		The Daffynition of Anesthesia as quoted by Brian G. McAlary, M.D. is...
		Another daffynition that I give credit to Dr. Dennis Allen for is...
	www.ovis.net /~phoffer/professi.html (354 words)

	kids04
		DAFFYNITION of CITIZEN=A person who is a child UNTIL AND UNLESS he or she VOTES.
		DAFFYNITION of VOTE =Just a weird word that rhymes with goat for the people who don’t exercise their right and do their duty AND VOTE, VOTE, VOTE.
		How many people do you know who do not vote and therefore must either be childlike or no better than a goat?
	www.electpankey.4t.com /kids.html (887 words)

	Replies (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		Is it possible that the UN court is cleverly using Milosevic as a precendence for trying our guys sometime in the future ?
		After all, if 900 Albanians is the UN's daffynition of "genocide" then what about 3,500 Afghans ?
		We should be extremely careful about the UN's ultimate motives in this ICTY foolishness
	www.freerepublic.com /focus/fr/616187/replies?c=26 (187 words)

	I Dont Cook, But My Family Loves to Eat has recipes! Quick, Fast, Easy, Recipes
		I Dont Cook, But My Family Loves to Eat has recipes!
		A favorite of mine, my daffynition of a forgiving recipe is one that gives you some "fudgespace".
		So the recipe calls for a large onion and you have one small one and some onion powder.
	www.idontcook.com /FAQs.htm (605 words)

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		Unfortunately, the rope was tied around the dog's privates, and as a consequence, the truck was going very slowly.
		A man walking down the street noticed how slowly the boy was being pulled and gently said to him, "You know, son, that truck would go a lot faster if the rope was tied around your dog's neck." The boy nodded in agreement and said, "Sure, but then there wouldn't be a siren." Daffynition: PMS.
		The grade school teacher noticed that nine year old Billy, her favorite pupil, had not been doing too well in class recently.
	www.twoey.com /jokeold3.txt (13732 words)

	SchoolNotes.com - Notes Page
		A Block Day 1: Materials will be passed out and class overviews will be discussed.
		Assignment: Daffynition worksheet and pages XX, XXI problems 1-36
		Geometry: We will be studying sections 1-2 and 1-3.
	www.schoolnotes.com /22407/tnewton.html (577 words)

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