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| | WORDLAB | WORDBOARD | Dan's Towing |
 | | Dan the Towing Man doesn't know how lucky he is to have you all, year after year, decade after decade, from cradle to grave. |
 | | Dan can drag your Buick Skylark carcass to junkcrusher world, where the demons of industry will take away all pain, but he can't stop your hairline from receeding, save your marriage, get you elected, tuck you in bed, father your child, or spearhead your initiative, so don't even ask him. |
 | | And Dan doesn't need a last name, because Dan just is. So wherever you are, look up danthemantowing.com, call for help, and sit still by your sad jalopy. |
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