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| | The Austin Chronicle: Film Listings |
 | | Dark Water, adapted from Japanese director Hideo Nakata’s 2002 original (Ringu) by the Oscar-nominated director of The Motorcycle Diaries and featuring something of a dream cast, fails, against all odds, to deliver even a single scare. |
 | | Nevertheless, Dark Water is a snooze, a determinedly unfrightening collection of bleak, rainy shots that telegraph little but the difficulty of finding a decent home in New York City today. |
 | | Moments that raised legions of goosebumps in Nakata’s original are here cast out onto the waters like so many soggy breadcrumbs — one in particular, involving some lank fl hair emerging from a bathroom faucet — go absolutely nowhere here, and the overall emotion the film generates is one of moist, enervated ennui. |
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