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	Big Bill Lister - History of a Country Music Pioneer
		Lister appeared to suffer, rather, from the opposite, from the fact that he was not West Coast-based in the years when the label's country division was firmly based in California and tended, some feel, to nurture nearby artists at the expense of those based farther East.
		Lister's original recording career lasted less than four years (and all the sides from the fourth of those years have remained unissued until now), though he returned to recording for an unusual, effective one-off album in the 1980s, then again in 1998 to record a live tribute to Hank Williams.
		Lister didn't have anything, however, he recalls that Williams was recording the night before his October 26th session and that he asked for Hank's help at that time, though there's no evidence of a Williams MGM session around that time.
	www.bigbilllister.com /history.htm (7216 words)

	Dave Lister
		Lister was the lowest ranking officer on a ship of 169, the third technician, and spent his time performing tasks too menial for the skutters, under the hated supervision of Arnold Rimmer, or getting drunk with his friends Olaf Petersen, Selby and Chen.
		Lister lost his virginity at the tender age of 12 in one of the bunkers of a golf course in Bootle but he's now dedicated to resurrecting and winning over the one true love of his three-million year life: Miss Kristine Kochanski, the long dead navigation officer of the Dwarf.
		Dave Lister is also known as 'the king of crap' for purchasing (among other things) a talking toilet, a toaster with artificial intelligence and two robot goldfish, which he named Lennon and McCartney (one which swims backwards).
	www.askfactmaster.com /Dave_Lister (1021 words)

	Dave Lister Information
		Lister suffers from claustrophobia, which stems from an incident when a vengeful husband caught him making love to his wife, in the supermarket where he was employed.
		Lister was left as the last human being in the universe, accompanied on Red Dwarf by a hologram simulation of Rimmer and a humanoid creature that evolved from his cat — he is the god of this race of cat-people who know him as "Cloister the Stupid".
		Dave Lister is also known as 'the king of crap' for purchasing (among other things) a talking toilet, a talking toaster with artificial intelligence and two robot goldfish, which he named Lennon and McCartney (the latter of which swims backwards and is prone to breaking down).
	www.bookrags.com /wiki/Dave_Lister (1658 words)

	Dave_Lister (Site not responding. Last check: )
		Lister was the lowest ranking officer on a ship with a crew of 1,169, a "third technician," and spent his time performing tasks too menial for the skutters, under the hated supervision of Arnold Rimmer, or getting drunk with his friends Olaf Petersen, Selby and Chen.
		Lister lost his virginity at the tender age of 12 in one of the sand bunkers on the 9th hole of Bootle Municipal golf course, but he is now dedicated to resurrecting and winning over the one true love of his three-million year life: Miss Kristine Kochanski, the long dead navigation officer of ''Red Dwarf''.
		Dave Lister is also known as 'the king of crap' for purchasing (among other things) a talking toilet, a talking toaster with artificial intelligence and two robot goldfish, which he named Lennon and McCartney (the latter of which swims backwards and is prone to breaking down).
	q-basic.xodox.de /Dave_Lister (1319 words)

	Dave Lister information - Search.com
		Lister suffers from claustrophobia, which stems from an incident when a vengeful husband caught him making love to his wife, in the supermarket where he was employed.
		Lister was left as the last human being in the universe, accompanied on Red Dwarf by a hologram simulation of Rimmer and a humanoid creature that evolved from his cat — he is the god of this race of cat-people who know him as "Cloister the Stupid".
		Dave Lister is also known as 'the king of crap' for purchasing (among other things) a talking toilet, a talking toaster with artificial intelligence and two robot goldfish, which he named Lennon and McCartney (the latter of which swims backwards and is prone to breaking down).
	domainhelp.search.com /reference/Dave_Lister (1647 words)

	ipedia.com: Dave Lister Article (Site not responding. Last check: )
		Lister lost his virginity at the tender age of 12 in one of the bunkers of a golf course in Bootle but he's now dedicated to resurrecting and winning over the one true love of his three-million year life: Miss Kristine Kochanski, the long dead navigation officer of the Dwarf.
		Later, after Lister is killed by a polymorth, his body is taken to a different universe where time runs backwards and is told that he will be rescued in thirty four years time.
		Dave Lister is also known as 'the king of crap' for purchasing (among other things) a talking toilet, a toaster with artificial intelligence and two robot goldfish, which he named Lennon and McCartney.
	www.ipedia.com /dave_lister.html (691 words)

	Red Dwarf - Nostalgia Central (Site not responding. Last check: )
		The crew are dead, killed by a radiation leak, the only survivors were Dave Lister who was in suspended animation during the disaster and his pregnant cat who was safely sealed in the hold".
		Revived 3 million years later, Dave Lister is the last human being in existence and his only companions are a James Brown-like life form which evolved from his cat (simply called Cat) and a hologram simulation of one of the lower achievers from the dead crew, Arnold Rimmer.
		Dave Lister is a curry-eating 23rd century Scouser with a vocabulary based around the expletive "smeg".
	www.nostalgiacentral.com /tv/comedy/reddwarf.htm (340 words)

	Dave Lister - Education - Information - Educational Resources - Encyclopedia - Music
		Lister was the lowest ranking officer on a ship of 169, the third technician, and spent his time performing tasks too menial for the skutters, under the hated supervision of Arnold Rimmer, or getting drunk with his friends Olaf Petersen, Selby and Chen.
		Lister was an atheist at first, but is now a pantheist and believes God to be in all things.
		Dave Lister is also known as 'the king of crap' for purchasing (among other things) a talking toilet, a toaster with artificial intelligence and two robot goldfish, which he named Lennon and McCartney (one which swims backwards).
	www.music.us /education/D/Dave-Lister.htm (1228 words)

	Lister@Everything2.com
		Lister is an orphan, found in a box under a pool table in the Aigburth Arms pub in Liverpool, in 2155.
		Lister's ultimate goal by the beginning of The End (the first episode) is to take Frankenstein and Kristine Kochanski to a small farm on Fiji where he will buy a sheep, a cow and breed horses (not from the sheep and the cow, from horses and horses).
		Lister, however, makes a tactical error and sends a picture of himself and his cat to get developed in the ship's lab.
	everything2.com /index.pl?node=Lister (1264 words)

	Best of RAH: Brighton Bealer Memoirs
		Dave Lister, the last human, is a chicken soup dispenser repair technician (third class) on the mining ship Red Dwarf.
		The problem is that Dave's only companions are Rimmer, a hologram of his dead bunk mate (whom Lister loathed), a prissy android named Kryten, and Cat, the humanoid descendent (that evolved over three million years) of Lister's pet cat.
		Dave Bealer is a forty-something mainframe systems programmer who works with CICS, MVS and all manner of nasty acronyms at one of the largest heavy metal shops on the East Coast.
	www.randomaccesshumor.com /bestrah/brighton.php (973 words)

	NationMaster - Encyclopedia: Kryten (Site not responding. Last check: )
		Once the personal servant of three female crew members of the Nova 5, he is now reduced to serving the slobbish Dave Lister, the only surviving human crew member on Red Dwarf.
		Dave Lister in Red Dwarf For the origami historian of the same name, see David Lister (Origami Historian).
		Lister rebuilt him, but was unable to recreate him exactly.
	www.nationmaster.com /encyclopedia/Kryten (2246 words)

	Dave Lister - Tongue Tied
		As a result, Lister was raised by his grandmother, a tough as nails, pipe-smoking woman, who headbutted the headmaster when Lister came bottom in French and spoiled him to the point of making him overweight, earning him the nickname "Fat Boy" until he was a teenager.
		Lister was imprisoned in a stasis booth because he smuggled a cat.
		Dave Lister wasalso known as 'the king of crap' for purchasing an assorted amount of arguably useless things, including a talking toilet, a talking toaster with artificial intelligence, and two robot goldfish, which he named Lennon and McCartney.
	reddwarf.wikia.com /wiki/Dave_Lister (2630 words)

	Red Dwarf/Dave Lister - The TV IV
		Lister's personality is the opposite of Rimmer's in so many ways that they are often at odds with each other.
		Lister's worst fear is a salivating alien monster with nasty, sharp teeth.
		Lister once took a picture of Rimmer's "todger", drew a mouth, ears, and a mustache on it, and placed it on the bulliten board under missing persons.
	tviv.org /Red_Dwarf/Dave_Lister (663 words)

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		Lister is basically a simple guy with a plan,to save all his pay and buy a farm on Fiji (which sank below sea level during a volcanic eruption)so land there is very cheap.He smuggles aboard an un-quarrentined pregnant cat and is put into stasis as punishment for not turning over the kitten carrying Frankenstein.
		After Lister is in stasis there is a radiation leak that kills all aboard except for Frankenstein because she was hidden in the hold and protected from the killing radiation.
		Lister is revived 3 million years later by Holly the computer because the radiation has reached safe limits.After learning of the fate of his shipmates and resurrection of his bunkmate albiet as a hologram,he meets "Cat" a decendent of Frankenstein.
	www.jarusa.com /cgi-bin/apf4/amazon.cgi?Operation=ItemLookup&ItemId=B00004WG9R (1227 words)

	Red Dwarf trivia
		However, the militaristic tone of this episode - and in particular Dave Lister's strident anti-war speech near the end of the episode - meant it fell foul of the BBC censors.
		When Lister is trying to explain that he knows Rimmer, he mentions "Your middle name is Judas but you tell everybody it's Jonathan" This is a fun-fact because Chris Barrie's (who plays Rimmer) middle name is, in fact, Jonathan.
		When the crew of Starbug have to decide which of the two "Dave Listers" aboard is the real thing, they line both up for a test of their guitar playing ability.
	www.moviemistakes.com /tv3069/trivia?changes=yes (1005 words)

	RED DWARF - DAVE LISTER
		Dave Lister is yer archetypal slobby pal and the only surviving member of the Human race.
		If you were to meet him in a pub, Lister would be eating a meat pie with a lighted cigarette sticking out of his ear while winning a farting contest between himself and his pals (plus a couple of ladies whom he would have persuaded to join in).
		Lister had requested sick leave due to dioreah on no less that 500 different occasions and the captain sincerely believed that his future promotion prospects were zero!
	www.freewebs.com /istclan1/LISTER.HTM (836 words)

	Better Than Life - Bigger and Better
		Lister tries to convince Kochanski but receives a shock when he finds she has married a familiar looking face, meanwhile Rimmer is trying to convince himself to go into stasis so that he doesn't have to be dead anymore.
		Whilst Kochanski comes to terms with being marooned without the comforts of "her" Dave Lister or her cottage cheese with pineapple chunks and with the fact that the only thing in the fridge is a pair of training shoes, a malfunction in the heating and ventilation system causes Starbug's generator to break down.
		Lister tries to get Kryten to stop, as he and Rimmer are in the middle of an appeal against their sentences, but Kryten plays a trick on them, getting them to mistakenly trash Ackerman's quarters live on Krytie TV.
	www.freewebs.com /rdbtl/new/episodes.htm (5815 words)

	DAVE LISTER Articles For the origami historian, see Davi
		Lister is recognisable for his self-made leather jacket and hat, his boiler suits and his lengthy dreadlocks that he grows only from the back of his head (which could possibly be considered a dreadlocked mullet).
		Lister is an absolute slob with a love of curry and lager, and who ironically turns out to be the last living human being in the known universe.
		Lister lost his virginity at the age of twelve in one of the bunkers on the ninth hole of Bootle Municipal golf course.
	www.amazines.com /Dave_Lister_related.html (558 words)

	NW Republican: Dave Lister slides a little leftward. Is it a good thing?
		Dave Lister is a free market, limited government guy, I know because I have talked with him at the Executive Club many times.
		Dave is genuinely a nice guy, who lacks the hard edges and sharp elbows that many if not most in politics have.
		This may be where Democrats appreciate Dave the most because they take their politics very personally, so when Dave doesn't make it personal, it's a relief to be able to exchange views across the aisle without the typical rancor seen today.
	nwrepublican.blogspot.com /2007/05/dave-lister-slides-little-leftward-is.html (3112 words)

	Červený trpaslík (seriál) - Wikipedie, otevřená encyklopedie
		Když si ho pak Lister dobíral, rozhodl se že jí druhý den nezavolá a počká, až se ozve sama.
		Po havárii tepelného štítu ho Holly nechá obživnout jako hologram, jeho úkolem je starat se o to, aby se Lister jako poslední příslušník lidské rasy nezbláznil.
		Postupem času ho Lister naučí i lhaní, drzosti a jiným negativním projevům chování, aby se stal „lidštějším“.
	cs.wikipedia.org /wiki/%C4%8Cerven%C3%BD_trpasl%C3%ADk_%28seri%C3%A1l%29 (987 words)

	Listing Lister
		Uneducated he may be but Lister had enough knowledge of literature to name his pet cat Frankenstein (maybe that was the library book he never quite got around to returning)...or maybe he just saw one of the movies.
		Regardless, while Lister's first instinct upon leaving stasis might have been to taste the powdered remains of half the crew, the many faces we've seen of him since suggest that this is a man more than capable of living up to his destiny.
		Lister, with his fear drained from his body, comes up with winning strategies such as strapping a nuclear warhead to his head and headbutting the beast into oblivion.
	www.reddwarf.co.uk /deck05/down_time/listing_lister.html (1733 words)

	Sad Geezers Guide to Red Dwarf - Episode 1.1 The End
		In Lister and Rimmer's quarters, Rimmer is writing what he assumes to be answers to the questions of his test tomorrow.
		Lister still refuses and is escorted by Todd Hunter to the suspended animation chamber for the remainder of the flight (eighteen months).
		Holly goes on to explain to Lister how the crew suffered a lethal dose of Cadmium II radiation before he was able to re-seal a drive plate that have been left open by Rimmer.
	www.sadgeezer.com /RedDwarf/epis1-01.htm (1806 words)

	Red Dwarf (Guide)
		Second Technician Dave Lister is on the carpet in front of the Captain, accused of smuggling a cat on board.
		When Dave refuses to tell the Captain where the cat is hidden, he's sentenced to spend the rest of the voyage in stasis.
		Dave discovers that his only companions are a hologram of his least favourite crewmate, Arnold Rimmer, and a creature which has evolved from his cat.
	www.phill.co.uk /comedy/dwarf/guide.html (373 words)

	Red Dwarf (science fiction series) - an introduction - Citizendium
		Lister is punished for bringing aboard an unquarantined cat by being placed in suspended animation for eighteen months; however, while he and his cat are respectively sealed in stasis and the ship's hold, a radiation leak kills everyone else on board.
		Whereas Dave Hollins had only the ship's computer for company, Dave Lister was given two new companions: a hologram simulation of the long-dead Rimmer, and Cat, apparently the last of a race of feline humanoids that evolved from Lister's pet.
		Constantly enraged by Rimmer and Lister, traumatised by an incident involving a diarrhoetic dinosaur let loose on the cargo decks (Pete: Part II), out-witted by vending machines (Back in the Red) and the butt of a string of fat-gags, Hollister is one of the saner members of the fully-restored Red Dwarf.
	en.citizendium.org /wiki/Red_Dwarf_(science_fiction_series) (2234 words)

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