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| | Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-07) |
 | | At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. |
 | | Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. |
 | | As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint. |
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