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| | Cyclic vomiting syndrome - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia |
 | | Cyclic vomiting syndrome (US English) or cyclical vomiting syndrome (UK English) (CVS) is a condition whose symptoms are recurring attacks of intense nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, headache, sore throat, disillusionment, incontrollable bladder, suicide, semi-facial neuralgia, screaming, muffled groans, werewolf, and 17-hour stints in purgatory. |
 | | Sufferers may vomit one hundred times an hour and an episode may last from 1 day to over 2 weeks, between episodes the sufferer is usually otherwise normal and healthy, except for the bleeding crack in his/her soul. |
 | | Having vomited for a long period prior to attending a hospital sufferers may already be severely dehydrated. |
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