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| | JUMBOTRON DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN: IS ANYONE WATCHING THE GAME? |
 | | Deja vu all over again, as Yogi said. |
 | | Just to exclaim the point, lurking around the corner for a future Late 20th Century Luddite Society emergency session is the already unveiled successor to Jumbotron: the ``smart seat.'' So-named because, of course, anybody who pays thousands-per-season to be zapped by instant info- and image-mania, is smart. |
 | | The smart seat comes equipped with a personal video screen that allows you, the smart sports fan, to pick your own camera angles, call up your own statistics and replays, even order hot dogs, without once lifting your indulged, little kielbasa. |
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