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	3rd Rock from the Sun Episode Guide - 3rd Rock from the Sun Season Episodes - TV.com
		Dick discovers the emotion of jealousy when Dr. Albright's old boyfriend returns to visit on a promotional tour of the novel he dedicated to her; Harry adopts a stray dog.
		Albright becomes convinced that Dick is actually Manny Rosenberg, a sixties activist whom she knew briefly and who has been in hiding from the FBI for decades.
		Dick decides the reason Harry's"odd" is because he lacks a father, and sets out nurture the suddenly rebellious Harry -- who then learns that he has a"thing" in his head, a communications device the others knew about all along.
	www.tv.com /3rd-rock-from-the-sun/show/181/episode_guide.html (1406 words)

	3rd Rock From The Sun Episode Synopses
		Dick is jealous when Mary laughs at the jokes of one of their colleagues, and he orders Tommy, as information officer, to find out what this sense of humor business is all about.
		Dick volunteers to emcee the college fund raiser, but first goes to the comedy club to practice his routine and clears the room immediately.
		At the fund raiser, Dick humiliates both Dr. Albright and Nina, but they get their revenge at the office the next day when they bombard him with pies.
	www.carseywerner.net /inflight/3rdrock/3rd_211.htm (139 words)

	Lots of Jokes - Big Dick Jokes
		My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second, and third.
		My dick is so big, the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so cars could get through.
		My dick is so big, the city was going to build a statue of it but they ran out of cement.
	www.lotsofjokes.com /cat_110.htm (1452 words)

	Lots of Jokes - Voodoo Dick
		The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo dick, my pussy." He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
		She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping.
		Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing.
	www.lotsofjokes.com /cat_37.htm (581 words)

	[No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Your dick's so small, when you were born, the doctor smacked the wrong side.
		Your dick must be tiny, I heard you had sex with a shower head.
		Your dick's so small, your girlfriend took it to court and they threw it out for lack of evidence.
	goldypage.angen.net /deadpoet/jokesandcomedy/50sdjoke.htm (597 words)

	101 Big Dick Jokes
		My dick is so big, when I broke my leg, they didn't put a cast on it, they just strapped it to my dick.
		My dick is so big, when I was in a porno, they had to release it on a 4 disc DVD box set.
		My dick is so big, that it can think of far more big dick jokes than I can.
	www.mendhak.com /humor/show.php?id=52 (1970 words)

	3rdRock [Classic Rock] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		He's jealous when Mary laughs at the jokes of one of their colleagues, and orders Tommy, as information officer, to find out what this sense of humor business is all about.
		At the fundraiser, Dick humiliates both Dr. Albright and Nina, but they get their revenge at the office the next day when they bombard him with pies.
		Dick Is From Mars, Sally Is From Venus
	www.3rdrock.com /classic.asp?episode=ep211 (240 words)

	westword.com \| Film \| It's Awful, Baby, Yeah! \| 1999-06-10
		It begins like many run-of-the-mill dick jokes, of which the rest of the film is almost entirely composed, but it blossoms into one stellar, protracted, deftly executed, masterful dick joke.
		Raising dick jokes and cheap visual gags to the level of true humor is, seriously, a rare artistic achievement, and from the opening moments of the film, we know this isn't it.
		All you're missing is a dick joke, and it's not worth all the pain.
	www.westword.com /issues/1999-06-10/film/movies.html (1050 words)

	Big Dick Jokes
		My dick is so big; it killed its ex-wife and got away with it scott free.
		My dick is so big; I can smuggle 14 kilos of crack, 9 stolen cars, and 5 illegal immigrants across the border in it.
		My dick is so big; if I didn’t sleep on my side, planes would crash into it at night.
	www.101funjokes.com /big_dick_jokes.htm (1611 words)

	Log Cabin Chronicles Ricky Blue's The world loves a good dick joke column
		Dick jokes are a metaphor for the dilemma of comedy.
		Interestingly enough, dick jokes are better heard than read.
		And the dick joke is the rawest of those materials.
	www.tomifobia.com /ricky_blue/dick_joke.shtml (578 words)

	steve.html
		Is it true you are considered the foremost authority on dick jokes?
		I edited and put together the book “1OO1 Dick Jokes for Cocktail Parties,” still considered the first compendium of dick jokes ever collected.
		I am credited with authoring seven dick jokes by myseif, and assisting with 14 others.
	www.bwatersmedia.com /stevefacts.html (649 words)

	B. FATT & LAZY MOVIE REVIEWS - GOLDMEMBER (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		The dick jokes are then compiled by computer, with similar ones being discarded or combined into more structurally sound jokes.
		The remaining jokes are then printed off onto thirty or forty pages, which are turned over to a panel of twelve of the world’s greatest comedic minds.
		If I do select one of the dick jokes to use, the staff is rewarded with an extra half ration of food that day.
	www.bfatt-lazy.com /cgi-bin/movies/review.cgi?austin-powers-goldmember-2002 (656 words)

	Anime News Network - Shelf Life - Drill Bits and Dead Leaves (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		A contrast to Production IG’s usual subdued and classy artwork, their latest work is a flashy and haphazard dash into bright colors and sharp angles, like a superhero comic book given life (except with farts and dick jokes).
		As cute as all the chibi characters are, the last volume still managed to pack in plenty of drama and good action scenes.
		Maybe it’s because the jokes are exactly the same as in the first volume.
	www.animenewsnetwork.com /columns/ShelfLife.php?id=72 (1445 words)

	weapon-shaped: WESH forum - 101 Big Dick Jokes
		My dick is so big, one side never sees the sun - it's the dark side of my dick.
		That one about the dark side of the dick is ha-ha funny especially if it were said in conversation.
		Especially if the context for the conversation was that one friend had lifted another's penis to see what was going on on the other side.
	www.weapon-shaped.com /forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=5245 (195 words)

	My Dick - Jokes-Funnies.com
		* My dick is so big, if you cut it in half, it will tell you how old I am.
		* My dick is so big, it has it's own dick and my dick's dick is still bigger than your dick.
		* My dick is so big, I could wear it as a tie, but I'm too afraid of getting a hard on and choking myself.
	www.unwind.com /jokes-funnies/menmarriage2/mydick.shtml (281 words)

	filmcritic.com Movie Review: Dick (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		The two are spotted in the White House by a gaurd who originally saw the girls at Watergate the night of the burglary.
		The two are taken to the infamous "West Wing" where they meet and fall in love with President Richard "Dick" Nixon, played by Dan Hedaya, and very well I might add.
		Though many scenes can be very entertaining and somewhat funny, there is nothing really new about Dick that we havn't seen in previous (and recent) comedies, despite the wonderful effort from a culmanation of some Saturday Night Live stars.
	www.filmcritic.com /misc/emporium.nsf/2a460f93626cd4678625624c007f2b46/1a5a9bf62830807a882567cf001e3a32?OpenDocument (303 words)

	DICK JOKES
		Major Dick immediately disrobes and is standing with his hands on his hips while he looks at the prostitute awaiting him on the bed.
		He then says, "My name is Sgt. Major Dick, been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" Immediately, his penis becomes fully erect.
		He then says, "Apparently you didn't hear me soldier, DICK, AT EASE!" Once again, his penis is still fully erect.
	www.geocities.com /hviettuan/dick_jokes1.htm (1336 words)

	Dirty Jokes - Dick or Lick?
		The king was short in vital parts and the queen had to seek solace with every Dick, Tom and harry.
		After some time the king grew suspicious of the queen's escapades and wanted to punish the subjects willing to risk their lives for a fling with her.
		Pleseed with his minister's loyalty he asked him as to what punishment would befit all the others and in reply received only a blubbering sound from the minister's mouth.
	www.funnyhumor.com /jokes/537.php (259 words)

	'Dick & fart' jokes are on the outs.
		'Dick and fart' jokes are on the outs.
		The Shit Demon was a step in the right direction; now if he can just work a Spooge Mutant somewhere into 'Rats 2, then he should be in the clear.
		: : : 1) More intelegent humor (even though the money IS in the fart and dick jokes) : If Kevin wants to keep up in today's comedic climate, then he must step to the next level and embrace the 'shit & jizz' jokes, or risk being deemed tame by today's youth.
	www.viewaskew.com /newboard/messages142/486.html (264 words)

	Crazy Doodle and Weird Jokes - VooDoo Dick
		Before thedoor could split, the old man said "Voodoo dick, get back inyour box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box andlay there, quiescent once more."I'll take it!" said the businessman.The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but he finallysurrendered to $700 in cash.
		She got it out, andsaid "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotchand started pumping.
		He asked for her license, andthen asked how much she'd had to drink.Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't beendrinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, andwouldn't stop screwing.
	www.crazydoodle.com /jokes/j-37.htm (435 words)

	Jokeshut.com JokesHut Free Funny Jokes Sexuality Jokes Voodoo dick
		Voodoo dick the keyhole." the voodoo dick went over to the door and started doing to keyhole.
		He took it home and told his wife that whenever she got horny just say voodoo dick my pussy.
		he left and she got really horny and said,"voodoo dick my pussy." well she had an orgasm and wanted it to stop.
	www.jokeshut.com /joke/j3338j5.html (315 words)

	Dangerous Dick ::: Military jokes and humor daily (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		So the captain told the navigator to go down to the crew quarters and tell a joke or something - at least they would die laughing.So the navigator went down and said to the crew, "What would you think if I could split the whole ship in two by hitting my dick against the table?"
		So the navigator pulled his dick out and whammed it on the table.
		Just when the dick hit the table, a huge explosion tore the ship apart.
	miljokes.com /a/jul03/200703.htm (162 words)

	Blather Blather.net: Shitegeist: It was ten years ago today..."Chomsky with dick jokes": the rise and rise of Bill Hicks (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		It was ten years ago today..."Chomsky with dick jokes": the rise and rise of Bill Hicks
		His primary concern was attacking what he saw as the forces of mediocrity who, he earnestly believed, were attempting to keep ‘bovine America’ sedated lest they ever learnt the awful truth about their country.
		He argued that the American political system was a joke, dictated by the nefarious agendas of multi-national corporations.
	www.blather.net /shitegeist/000127.htm (1935 words)

	IGN: Dick: Special Edition Review
		Dick is the story of Betsy and Arlene (Kirsten Dunst and Michelle Williams), two 15-year-olds who unwittingly break the Watergate case through accident and misadventure.
		And I have to give the director extra points for resisting the obvious temptation to overload the movie with a lot of double-entendre "Dick" jokes-- I only counted three.
		So far I've been really impressed with all their stuff and Dick is no exception.
	dvd.ign.com /articles/037/037038p1.html (810 words)

	Perverted Jokes and Riddles
		After a few moments of small talk, the driver got a wide grin on his face and started to reach back for the window behind him that lead into the loading area.
		He knocked on the window and small monkey wearing a jacket and fez climbed out and sat between the driver's leg, unzipped his fly, and started to play with his dick.
		When he had had enough, he smacked the monkey on the head and it zipped his fly back up and crawled into the back of the truck again.
	www.orgsites.com /ca/nastymaster (1007 words)

	[boltsucks.com] Forums-viewtopic-Big D!ck Jokes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		My dick is so big it has an elevator and a lobby.
		My dick is so big, my dick has it's own dick, and even it's dick is bigger than your dick.
		My dick is big I could wear it as a tie of I wasn't so afraid of getting a hard-on and killing myself.
	www.boltsucks.com /ftopict-4771.html (621 words)

	Look Upon My Works, Ye Morons, And Despair
		Well, I'll let Peter Sanderson explain in the direct, simple, easy-to-understand prose the series was famous for: he was a guy whose body "fully metaporphosed into an unspecified superhuman flesh-like substance nourished by ionic energy." You know, one of those guys.
		Look, folks, if I don't make with the dick jokes, all I got is how deeply racially offensive this character is. Your call.
		Speaking of dick jokes, this guy was a super-satyr with 'wood' in his name.
	www.ludickid.com /012904.htm (928 words)

	12/19/02: We're all doomed. (Austin Powers 2) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Okay, I expected a few dick jokes in something called "Goldmember"...
		After 1 hour it seemed like I'd heard 480 dick, fart, shit, pussy and fucking jokes.
		I know 12-year olds that would be insulted by the stupidity of the jokes in Powers 2.
	www.mrcranky.com /movies/hotchick/230.html (156 words)

	Dirty Jokes: dick
		a little boy was ridind his bike by a woman on her horse and the woman asked " aren't you suppose 2 b wearing a helmet on your head?" and the boy said " isn't the dick suppose to be on the bottom of the horse and not the top?"!
		mary what kind of joke was that i think that one was so dumb
		The joke was told in a fucked up way and should have been worked on just like graeme's mom whenever she comes over to my house
	www.dirtyjokesinc.com /joke-dirty_jokes-4984.htm (399 words)

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