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| | X-Entertainment: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Krang Gets A Body! |
 | | It gets better, and by better I mean, 'more inane.' See, Krang's installed this giant television screen in the Technodrome that doubles as a portal to his homeworld of Dimension X. In said dimension, a legion of creatures made of rock await their old lord's orders. |
 | | Dimension X, by the way, is more like a big red room than an actual dimension -- everyone kinda just floats around aimlessly, covered in darkroom lights with nothing to do but wait for Krang's phone calls. |
 | | Yeah, um, Traag and friends are waiting in Dimension X for Krang to send the order -- once he does, they'll come over to Earth and kill all of us. |
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