| | Diplodocus butts into Oakland's skyline |
 | | A Diplodocus standing in the middle of Oakland and waiting to be unveiled in front of dozens of giddy voyeurs can only blush and accept that her rear end can't adequately be covered by a big white sheet intended to hide her before her coming-out party. |
 | | But once the sheet was pulled off "Dippy" the Diplodocus yesterday morning, she stood proudly outside the Carnegie Museum of Natural History, showing off her gleaming skin (shiny from anti-graffiti spray), softly-folded wrinkles (tailored to precise scientific specifications) and thunder thighs (perfect for stomping out lesser beings). |
 | | Everyone around her -- museum staff, city politicians, children of all ages -- clapped and cheered, not only because her bod was so mod, but because the museum no longer had to be secretive about what was lurking on Forbes Avenue beneath all the scaffolding, sheets and screens. |
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