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	Pinky and The Brain vs. Dogbert @ WWWF Grudge Match
		Dogbert is as fresh as today's newspaper, possibly even fresher since he motors along on the internet as well.
		Dogbert has seen the corporate world from the inside and knows how to manipulate the cube-dwellers; he can twist the system to work to his advantage, while Pinky and the Brain would have to instigate a violent overthrow of the current system, setting up a new one in its place.
		Dogbert on the other hand, can send Ratbert to spy on Pinky and the Brain, use Dilbert and the Garbage Man for their technolgical capabilities, use the Dinosaurs and Catbert as ruthless enforcers, and he has lots of contacts in both the business and political world he can call upon.
	www.grudge-match.com /History/brain-dogbert.shtml (10193 words)

	The Dispatch - Serving the Lexington, NC - News (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-21)
		Dogbert is Dilbert's pet dog from the Dilbert comic strip, though he rarely acts like a pet (much like Brian from Family Guy).
		Dogbert has made many ventures into the business world, often as a consultant who hypes new trends to the Pointy-Haired Boss, which he enjoys because of the opportunities for conning and insulting people.
		Dogbert created this form as a method to eliminate the "demons of stupidity", a group that includes "buzzword-spewers", "clueless morons" and "people who press an extra button to do the job" (Ctrl-Alt-F4-Del, instead of Ctrl-Alt-Del, the soft reboot, for example).
	www.the-dispatch.com /apps/pbcs.dll/section?category=NEWS&template=wiki&text=Dogbert (571 words)

	Urban Dictionary: Dogbert
		He anointed himself St. Dogbert, and as such takes special delight in exorcising the demons of stupidity.
		He is Dilbert's pet (or is Dibert Dogbert's pet?) and often makes fun of just about everyone he meets and appointed himself a saint.
		The eventual ruler of the earth, and the people who subscribe to the Dilbert newsletter will be at his right hand, while all others will be the subscribers' personal slaves.
	www.urbandictionary.com /define.php?term=Dogbert (260 words)

	Quote Details: Scott Adams: Dogbert: "Well you know... - The Quotations Page
		Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemon, make lemonade."
		Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons, swell up and die."
		Log in using the form to the left, or register as a new user.
	www.quotationspage.com /quote/26025.html (86 words)

	Trivia Asylum - Dilbert and Dogbert
		Dilbert is chosen to have lunch with an executive, and is charged with "A salt and buttering with intent to kill" for killing the executive (in self-defense) with an ear of corn.
		Dogbert disguises himself as a Space Alien, the United Nations votes him "Supreme Ruler of Earth", but the "Amazing Ronny" (Famous Skeptic and Debunker) puts a stop to his reign.
		Becomes King Dogbert of Elbonia, claims to be a decendant of the Elbonian Deity "Doug".
	www.triviaasylum.com /dilbert/dildog.html (1499 words)

	CBC Super Store: All Graphic Novels/TPBs: Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook
		Dogbert shows that this could have devastating consequences: Employees begin to expect fair treatment and compensation, productive workers show results (making managers look bad by comparison), and the department's future budget allotment could be decreased because it spends only what it needs.
		Once again firmly establishing Scott Adams as the spokesman for the absurdities of the workplace (and Dogbert as the guru of sticking it to the masses), Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook is the perfect gift for all cubicle dwellers and their bosses.
		So as a non-manager I am what Dogbert calls "a curious little wanker." Rich, who is now thinking of starting his own company, was about to benefit by my being such a nosey parker.
	www.comicbookconventions.com /amazonstore/shop.php?c=genbooks&n=4375&i=0887308813&x=Dogberts_Top_Secret_Management_Handbook (1163 words)

	dilbert comics dogbert tech support (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-21)
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	www.brickredbpo.com /bpo_information_center/dilbert_comics_dogbert_tech_support.html (143 words)

	[Dogbert] - Welcome To Orlok's Homepage. (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-21)
		Dogbert has an interesting view on politics, he wanted to take over the world and make every one his personal servants, but politics is still politics so he decided to form the "Dogbert New Ruling Class" (DNRC) to take control more legally (slightly unethically but still legally, I think).
		Dogbert can say all the things that he wants without fear of retribution.
		There's no explanation of why Dogbert chooses to help this site except that he find this site praising him (We are not worthy).
	www.orlok.8k.com /Dogbert.htm (214 words)

	Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook by Scott Adams
		In this indispensable guide, Dogbert reveals the many vital skills needed by managers in their daily lives, including:
		His brain has many more crevices than yours, so you'd better do what he says.
		An ideal gift book with personality and charm, Bertha Venation is a legendary editor's lifetime collection of the amazing names of actual people, with his own inimitable wit, commentary, and stories.
	www.harpercollins.com /books/9780694517725/Dogberts_Top_Secret_Management_Handbook/index.aspx (585 words)

	Dilbert.com - News and History - Dogbert Origin Strips
		The series also introduces a character named Bingo who would have been Dogbert's recurring nemesis.
		The story line was created years ago after some Hollywood people told me that Dogbert needed an arch nemesis in order to become an animated movie or TV show.
		Either way, I thought you might be interested in seeing where Dilbert might have gone had I not paid attention to reader feedback.
	www.snoopy.com /comics/dilbert/news_and_history/html/dogbert_origin_strips.html (171 words)

	Flash 8 Guide Layer Tweening
		Create a new graphic symbol, such as dogbert.
		Drag the dogbert symbol to the end of the guide line
		Place the cursor in the dogbert layer between the beginning and ending keyframes
	www.csupomona.edu /~llsoe/42101/Flash/guidelayer.htm (348 words)

	Dilbert.com - The Characters
		He's got the social skills of a mousepad and he'd rather surf the Internet than Waikiki (which, considering the physique he developed after years of sitting in front of a PC screen, is a blessing).
		The Boss is technologically challenged but he stays current on all the latest business trends, even though he rarely understands them.
		Dilbert, Dogbert, The Boss, Wally, Alice, Asok the Intern, Catbert, Ratbert, The Garbageman, Dilbert's Mom, The Dinosaurs, The Elbonians, Carol the Secretary, Tina the Tech Writer, Mordac, Ted, Phil
	www.dilbert.com /comics/dilbert/the_characters/index.html (228 words)

	Dogbert vs. Snoopy [Archive] - comiXtreme
		Snoopy is a distinguished war veteran with a Sopworth Camel for a doghouse.
		Dogbert, while not very funny on his own, belongs to a hilarious comic.
		the fight: Dogbert comes up behind Snoopy while Snoopy is pretending to fly a plane on his doghouse and proceeds to staple him to death.
	www.comixtreme.com /forums/archive/index.php/t-18529.html (371 words)

	Personnel, human resources: software and books: Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, Management
		Taken this time directly from the word processor of world-class consultant Dogbert, it focuses on critical management responsibilities like keeping up with fads, implementing pointless reorganizations and demanding status reports.
		Behind the closed doors of corporate management lurks a manifesto so devious, so insidious, and of such diabolic power, it has the ability to transform normal human beings into paradigm-spewing zombies.
		Once again firmly establishing Scott Adams as the spokesman for the absurdities of the workplace (and Dogbert as the guru of sticking it to the masses), Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook is the perfect gift for all cubicle dwellers and their bosses.
	www.primasoft.com /book_personnel/personnel_management_01.htm (342 words)

	Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook : Scott Adams
		This valuable management handbook teaches new managers how to transform themselves from bitter and bewildered "little people" into fully functioning, paradigm-spewing management zombies.
		In this indispensable guide, Dogbert reveals the many vital skills needed by managers in their daily lives, including:
		A world-class consultant and bestselling author, Dogbert has spent much of his life giving advice to gullible people with disposable incomes.
	www.audiobooksonline.com /shopsite/517720.html (239 words)

	Dogbert Wall Clock > Clocks > Official Dilbert Merchandise/Online Store \| CafePress
		Dogbert Wall Clock > Clocks > Official Dilbert Merchandise/Online Store
		Dress up any room with the Dogbert Wall Clock.
		Decorate any room in your home or office with our 10 inch wall clock.
	www.cafepress.com /dilbert.13279769 (43 words)

	St. Dogbert - Magic: the Gathering Forums
		- St. Dogbert will heal injured newbies with his left paw, and drive out the demons of stupidity with his right.
		DOGBERT IS IN LEAGUE WITH ALL OF THOSE BAD BAD PRIESTS!!!
		Dogbert, the patron saint of newbies and midgets
	www.misetings.com /forums/showthread.php?t=506 (314 words)

	Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook by Scott Adams
		Its author: none other than Dogbert, the canine corporate consultant out to rule the world.
		All too often, new managers make mistakes such as rewarding good work with good pay, communicating clearly and improving departmental efficiency.
		Dogbert shows that this could have devastating consequences: Employees begin to expect fair treatment and compensation, productive workers show results (making managers look bad by comparison), and the department's future budget allotment could be decreased because it spends only what it needs.
	www.harpercollins.com /books/9780887308819/Dogberts_Top_Secret_Management_Handbook/index.aspx (612 words)

	3M Meeting Network - 3M Meeting Network Book Store - Business Humor: Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook
		In Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, the bespectacled canine consultant of the Dilbert strip spills his secrets.
		"Some rookie managers," writes Dogbert, "make the mistake of inviting input from the employees, hoping for some valuable insight or contribution.
		As far as unwarranted optimism goes, this is roughly equivalent to panning for gold in your own shower." That, and several hundred other tips, will put you at the tippy-top of the corporate pyramid.
	www.mmm.com /meetingnetwork/readingroom/bookstore_ISBN0887307884.html (170 words)

	Fun_People Archive - 9 Sep - Dogbert on Alien Abduction (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-21)
		Fun_People Archive - 9 Sep - Dogbert on Alien Abduction
		I can use hypnosis to get at those memories." Dilbert: "What if the hypnosis itself makes me think it happened when it didn't?
		I'll be scorned and ridiculed for life." Dogbert: "That's a risk I'm willing to take." - Scott Adams
	www.langston.com /Fun_People/1996/1996BQC.html (51 words)

	Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook by Scott Adams , Adams Scott : Book (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-21)
		Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook by Scott Adams, Adams Scott : Book
		Data retrieved from amazon.com Sunday March 4 2007 at 10:26 AM Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook
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	www.crimsonbird.com /cgi-bin/a.cgi?j=0694517720 (250 words)

	St. Dogbert [Archive] - Magic: the Gathering Forums
		Saint Dogbert hasn't heard of that - last drink he heard of was Tab.
		Pokemon crap!) and I saw a Dogbert for sale, one of those with a suction cup on it so you can stick it to a window.
		pats dogbert* on the back* it's ok man. he won't always be "a little guy".
	www.misetings.com /forums/archive/index.php/t-506.html (1314 words)

	Re: Dogbert (from the Dilbert cartoon series) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-21)
		In Reply to: Dogbert (from the Dilbert cartoon series) posted by Jan den Breejen on September 27, 2001 at 01:57:36:
		On second thoughts I would say that Sadistic fits Dogbert better than anti social; he likes to have power over Dilbert and all employees.
		: On second thoughts I would say that Sadistic fits Dogbert better than anti social; he likes to have power over Dilbert and all employees.
	www.9types.com /movieboard/messages/8251.html (124 words)

	[A new site]
		Thank Xun for updating dogbert environment as Studio tool smith.
		I believe dogbert is not good place to store
		i) As you know, even dogbert is not being backed up.
	dogbert.mse.cs.cmu.edu /Mse2001/Projects/Bravo!/docrule.html (277 words)

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		Decorate your cubicle with these Dilbert and Dogbert toys.
		They sit easily on top of your computer, or shelf.
		(if you're lucky enough to get one of those) Dogbert spouts these recorded sayings when thrown against hard objects.
	www.trademe.co.nz /Browse/Listing.aspx?id=53200575 (214 words)

	BAH. the dogbert fanlisting
		Welcome to BAH, the Dogbert fanlisting approved by tfl.org.
		Ifyou're as much a fan of smart dogs who one day plan to rule the universe as a predominant leader of his ruling class as I am, please do consider joining!
		Esoteric is created and maintained by Nissie, and is not affiliated with Scott Adams or Dilbert.com.
	dog.boysdontcry.org (56 words)

	Dog Bert
		Dogbert is Dilbert's companion in ScottAdams's comic strip.
		Dogbert is a ruthless overmind who just happens to be a housepet as well.
		and http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/dnrc/index.html for more info on Dogbert's New Ruling Class.
	c2.com /cgi/wiki?DogBert (51 words)

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		Let thy speech be better than silence, or be silent.
		You might find the book you're looking for by searching our used book database
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	Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless
		Individual topics include "Elevator Etiquette," "Excusing Yourself from Bores," "Staring,"Women's Leg Hair," "Constructive Criticism" and many others told through Dogbert's unique perspective.
		Availability: This item usually shipped within 2-3 days.
		Dogbert, a world-class consultant and bestselling author, has spent much of his life giving advice to gullible people with disposable incomes.
	www.hicom.net /~bizbooks/010.DogbertClueless.html (326 words)

	Dogbert Doll will make you smile
		Dogbert Doll will make you smile when dealing with annoying coworkers and senseless office rules.
		Soft plush 7” Dogbert doll to perch on your computer or desk.
		Save $30.00 when you buy the whole Dilbert Doll Set!
	www.computergear.com /dogbertdoll.html (101 words)

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