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| | April 2002 Interviews |
 | | The Armada, you see, ended up being the nickname of the band's drum machines, all stolen by Matt from various rock luminaries, most notoriously Uncle Andy, which is reportedly how he ended up in debt, hating goths and being a miserable git. |
 | | Back in the halcyon days, Insatiabelle Isabelle was the band's drummer, a tiny manic dark-haired dervish flailing madly away behind her drum kit. |
 | | Fortunately, the Sisters of Mercy had just played, and the Captain had always loathed Andy E. So he beat him up and stole Doktor Avalanche (painting a big skull and crossbones on the side to disguise it). |
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