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	The Karl Rove Douchebag Award - Sponsored by Wal-Mart - The Most Important Blog... Ever
		This douchebag Secretary of State used every trick in his book during the 2004 national election to suppress African-American, Democratic votes in the smoldering, fetid morass that is the State of Ohio.
		This douchebag Senator received the award for justifying the actions of those who kill judges in America in an attempt to score political points in the Republican Party's scheme to weaken the Judiciary.
		The Douchebag Award was rededicated in the dishonor of His Doucheyness Karl Rove for his involvement in the CIA leak case, push-polling, and the most vicious dirty tricks in the history of politics which has taken the level of political discourse in America to an all-time low.
	www.eriklove.com /blog/dbag.html (346 words)

	Douche - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Douching the anus is also known as Enema.
		Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB and just plain douche are popular terms of insult or ridicule in Canada and the United States.
		The slang usage of the term dates back to the 60s.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Douchebag (705 words)

	Urban Dictionary: douchebag
		A douchebag is a pretentious, sugar coated prick, but with emphasis on pretentious and sugar coated.
		Beyond the realm of bastard or shithead; a douchebag is a title given to those not only showing exceptional skill in being a total prick, but taking above-average enjoyment in their dirty deed.
		To appropriatly call someone a "douchebag" they need to be at least an asshole, but have at least a hint of malice in their actions.
	www.urbandictionary.com /define.php?term=douchebag (612 words)

	Barstool Sports: Top 20 Douchebag Countdown
		The accepted definitions of a douchebag vary greatly but in general a douchebag is someone who you would never want to get stuck next to on a flight, someone whose existence makes your life marginally more exasperating.
		There are others on this list who are douchebags because of one specific action or event and their douchebag status may eventually end.
		But, Oprah is a douchebag, she just is. Oprah's a douchebag because she's acting like the country is going to fall apart because some guy wrote a fib in a bestseller but yet she is more than happy to be complicit in the "Tom Cruise is straight" conspiracy.
	www.barstoolsports.com /article/Top_20_Douchebag_Countdown/755 (1689 words)

	Eyes On The Ball News: New Test Confirms Ted Kennedy Is Douchebag
		Sambir was referring to a new blood test that determines whether people are douchebags or not.
		They are extremely angry and would probably benefit - not from anger management, though that would help - but from reading history, which might expose their ideas for not jiving with history.
		Or the fact that 'fascists,' which is the favorite name calling word that douchebags use, were socialists, i.e.
	eyesontheball.blogspot.com /2005/01/new-test-confirms-ted-kennedy-is.html (1057 words)

	The Essence of Douchebag (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-23)
		As you've probably noticed, I use the term "douchebag," along with some variations (douche-rocket, douche-cracker, douche-nozzle, etc) a lot in describing people.
		He is, in fact, the essence of douchebag.
		For those of you who aren't, when you see a douchebag on the streets with your friends, make sure to point and laugh at him and give him the Factual Material douchebag salute.
	factualmaterial.com /douchebag.htm (777 words)

	W.C. Varones Blog: Statistics conclusively prove: John Kerry is a douchebag (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-23)
		The Web is abuzz today with discussion of John Kerry's crass call for military hardship stories he can use for his political advantage.
		Seeking other douchebags outside of the world of politics, I tried to find scores as high as Kerry's.
		I thought Howard Stern might have a high rating, not just because some people think he is a douchebag, but because Stern and his fans use the term "douchebag" so often in describing others.
	wcvarones.blogspot.com /2005/04/statistics-conclusively-prove-john.html (401 words)

	DouchebagPoker (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-23)
		To be a douchebag you must win the pot.
		To be a douchebag you must at some point be behind in the hand
		To be a wildass douchebag, you are probably playing a hand that Gus Hanson wouldn’t touch.
	www.dbpoker.com /wadb.html (154 words)

	Orange Tangerine: Douchebag!
		The other day, I drove my 93-year-old grandma to the gynecologist to get a pessary (s'posed to keep her uterus from popping out—she's got a wicked case of uterine prolapse going on) inserted.
		I assured her that she could probably buy a handy-dandy douche with a self-contained squeeze bottle or something (what the hell do I know about such things?), and that I really didn't think she'd need to track down a douchebag.
		Yes, I spoke the word douchebag aloud to my grandmother, and she didn't tell me to wash my mouth out with soap.
	orangetangerine.blogspot.com /2005/09/douchebag.html (548 words)

	philly: Kate Michelman: Douchebag
		Choosing to endorse an anti-choice [among other things] candidate instead of an incredible Progressive Democrat in Chuck Pennacchio makes her a douchebag.
		And "Viability" is OFF THE TABLE - appropiate messages from people of her position can affect viability - she should not get to use it as an excuse.
		Douchebags are useful to women - they have a purpose.
	dragonballyee.blogs.com /philly/2006/03/kate_michelman_.html (310 words)

	The Most Important Blog... Ever: Wal-Mart Douchebag Award
		The Wal-Mart Douchebag Award is named after it's first and most evil recipient, the globalizing evil behemoth that is Wal-Mart.
		Apparently, this douchebag thinks it is justified for people frustrated with the court system to just go ahead and start shooting.
		And for that, Sir Douchebag Cornyn, you have become the latest to experience the butt-puckering horror of becoming My Personal Antihero, and you are now the current holder of the Wal-Mart Douchebag Award.
	www.eriklove.com /blog/blog/2005/04/wal-mart-douchebag-award.html (268 words)

	Election 2004: Giant Douchebag vs. Turd Sandwich
		On the one hand, turds aren’t exactly tasty (unless you’re one of those mentally ill people who have that weird psychological disorder that actually compels them to eat feces), and eating crap can bring on some pretty nasty diseases.
		On the other hand, having a Giant Douchebag forced up your crotch isn’t exactly a delight (especially if you’re not even female, and from what I hear from the womenfolk, they don’t exactly consider it a good time).
		In “South Park,” one of the kids is so disgusted by the choices and the whole sordid spectacle of the campaigns that he decides to just not vote at all.
	www.strike-the-root.com /4/kaercher/kaercher1.html (970 words)

	Are You A Douchebag? (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-23)
		Your friends call you a douchebag so much, you’ve probably started to think that you are one.
		Unless you’re a douchebag, in which case, don’t talk to me.
		Granted you are in the suburbs, but you still take the train in quite frequently to downtown Doucheville.
	www.insidejoke.tv /200103/douchebagquiz.asp (1222 words)

	Randomville :: View topic - Butter is a douchebag (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-23)
		butter may be a douchebag but l.diddy is a comedy mastermind
		Given the choice, I'd definitely settle for the douchebag title.
		Butter is, if nothing else, a nice douchebag.
	www.randomville.com /Daily/about986.html (827 words)

	Mission Hill: Pilot Episode (or The Douchebag Aspect) - TV.com
		The dirty title comes from what an apologetic Kevin says to Andy after sobering up and remembering that he called his teacher a douchebag.
		This show was ispired by a pitch of a Simpsons episode that Oakley and Weinstein thought up where The Simpsons go to visit a hip cousin.
		Tell the world what you think of Pilot Episode (or The Douchebag Aspect), write a review for this episode.
	www.tv.com /mission-hill/pilot-or-the-douchebag-aspect/episode/53117/summary.html (531 words)

	Myspace Douchebag
		He still owes me $20 from the last time we bet who was a bigger douchebag, Ashton Kutcher or Ryan Seacrest.
		Because they are flipping of douchebags without even realizing what they are doing.
		Any time you see a douchebag, take a picture of yourself flipping them off and send us the picture and it will live forever on the internet for all to see.
	www.myspacedouchebag.com (827 words)

	CO-µ-NICATE - james ford is a giant douchebag (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-23)
		and really, i'm not that much of a douchebag, at all.
		Re: james ford is a [variable size here] douchebag
		that had me going crazy for a little while, trying to figure out who i know in japan that knows im a giant douchebag.
	www.planet-mu.com /phorum/read.php?f=1&i=90473&t=90473 (89 words)

	douchebag calculator (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-23)
		Have you wondered if you ever came off as a douchebag to some of your friends in the past?
		Do you think that you could be a douchebag?
		How about using the douchebag calculator to see if you are really a douchebag!
	www.gabosgab.com /douchebagCalc.htm (128 words)

	the blog québécois : August 2004 Archives (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-23)
		Addlepated douchebag is now in the number-one spot on Google.
		Although addlepated douchebag will first and foremost bring to mind the distinguished member from Mississauga-Erindale, it works extraordinarily well when describing other Liberal politicians.
		With your assistance, Prime Minister, we can put addlepated douchebag where it belongs -- at the top of the Google rankings.
	blogquebecois.com /archives/2004_08.html (4519 words)

	Joe Scarborough: Contender for Best Douchebag of Liberty?
		Said Barbara Boxer was just mourning for John Kerry's loss and that was her motivation for the action today.
		Jan-06-05 10:05 PM Novak is the reigning douchebag,
		Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.
	www.democraticunderground.com /discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=203&topic_id=259403 (221 words)

	www.myspace.com/bloggeranon
		Douchebag and Wingman is in your extended network
		Douchebag and Wingman's Latest Blog Entry [Subscribe to this Blog]
		View All of Douchebag and Wingman 's Friends
	www.myspace.com /bloggeranon (701 words)

	Douchebag of the Day: Pierce Bush - Wonkette
		Douchebag of the Day: Pierce Bush - Wonkette
		READ MORE: bush family, bushes, controversy, douchebags, dubai, funny videos, pierce bush, ports, scandal, the importance of knowing what pierce bush is saying, uae
		We need to dig up some old videos of George W. from back in the day - I bet he was every bit as bad as this schmuck.
	wonkette.com /politics/.../douchebag-of-the-day-pierce-bush-160204.php (482 words)

	Douchebag - Big Douchebags are here. Take the douchebag test. Submit a douche bag today.
		All you need is a pastry bag and some vinegar!
		You'll get a response telling you when to tell your big douchebag acquaintance
		to check http://www.bigdouchebag.com/ for the hot douchebag action.
	www.bigdouchebag.com (86 words)

	FREEwilliamsburg: Pat Roberts - The Official Douchebag of the Month
		Pat Roberts - The Official Douchebag of the Month
		The month of March has only just begun, but we already have a winner.
		Reproduction of material found on FREEwilliamsburg without written permission is strictly prohibited.
	www.freewilliamsburg.com /archives/2005/03/pat_roberts_the.html (1612 words)

	Mission Hill: Happy Birthday, Kevin (or Happy Birthday, Douchebag) - TV.com
		See all Happy Birthday, Kevin (or Happy Birthday, Douchebag) Cast & Crew »
		Look hard: One of the cars parked at the party looks almost exactly like the car driven in the cartoon "The Simpsons".
		Tell the world what you think of Happy Birthday, Kevin (or Happy Birthday, Douchebag), write a review for this episode.
	www.tv.com /mission-hill/happy-birthday-kevin-or-happy-birthday-douchebag/episode/68020/summary.html (255 words)

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		Oh Velveteen, do not do a Google image search for dummo.
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		Supposedly the above image is how ancient Egyptians would have written down douchebag.
	personalpages.tds.net /~wcjr (234 words)

	Doucheblog: President Bush: Douchebag of the Day
		You fucked up and allowed yourselves to get caught up in all that horse shit flag wavin' you fuckin' hipocrites I'm a veteran and I can't stand the sight of these douchebags, and yeah i've always flown the flag!
		He's douchebag of the entire universe, forever and ever, world without end, amen.
		And America is bending over for him to fuck us too..
	www.counterbias.com /blog/2004/11/president-bush-douchebag-of-day.html (170 words)

	Santa Clara County Democratic Party ~ Santa Clara County Democratic Party
		Bush II; Day 115: Why is the "Douchebag of Liberty" getting off scot-free?
		Forgive my naughty Jon Stewart homage in the entry title, but after reading this WaPo article on Judith Miller I'm really at a loss.
		Bush is NOT A DOUCHEBAG and if you think that is true then you are sick minded.
	sccdp.org /blogentry.php?linkID=http://sccdcc.mn.sabren.com/mt-static/archives/issues/001350.html (398 words)

	Hell On Wheels: When Good Rascal Riders Go BAD
		When you hear someone say they "douched out on the ice", that probably means they slipped and fell on a patch of ice, rather than smoking or shooting something up.
		Seen on a bumper sticker: "Love means never having to say you're a douchebag".
		Some cunt that can go back in time to save various douchebags and cocksuckers.
	toyletbowlbbs.home.att.net (2942 words)

	SydLexia.com - The Mystery of Scented Mountain (Pages 2 and 3) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-23)
		I'm especially disturbed by the number of children's book out there that involve solving mysteries.
		There are even whole series of books such as Nancy Drew, Encyclopedia Brown, and The Three Investigators where douchebag kids solve mysteries and fight crime.
		My friends and I went through a phase were tried to solve mysteries and it was a fucking waste of time.
	www.sydlexia.com /scentmountain/scent2.htm (383 words)

	TalkAboutComics Blog » “I’m just not a complete douchebag.”
		TalkAboutComics Blog » “I’m just not a complete douchebag.”
		But here’s the thing: according to Scott McCloud, the whole thing was based on completely false premises: rather than ignoring geek-gamer webcomic icons and their real and legitimate accomplishments, the filmmakers repeatedly attempted to get in touch with the P-A guys.
		4 Responses to ““I’m just not a complete douchebag.””
	www.talkaboutcomics.com /blog/index.php?p=215 (281 words)

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