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| | Guardian Unlimited Football | News | Doug Ellis index |
 | | You took to Doug with the same relish that a liposuctionist might, producing a small but finely formed masterpiece. |
 | | "Doug gives one of his team bonding talks," explains Dan Hunt, who's managed to get Deadly looking more than cosy in that PVC get-up. |
 | | "Doug turns to David and utters the familiar words: 'Don't worry David, this time next year we'll be millionaires.' David, once again showing unshakeable faith in the old man, replies: 'I know, Doug - I know.' Yet somehow David knows he's being made to look a right plonker." A quality piece from Gary Burns. |
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