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 | | Phil was credited at age five with the invention of the pencil, and became the first person to ever use the obverse side of the toilet paper. |
 | | Phil's most famous episode was the one where he killed JFK with the help of Oprah, while at the same time reminding his special guests that they were fat and ugly, but that it wasn't their fault. |
 | | Another theory states that Dr. Phil was not born at all, but was the result of a dark spell cast upon a paparazzi by Oprah at a screening of her atrocity The Color Purple. |
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