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	Drummer jokes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		Drummers and percussionists are the butt of countless jokes, often impugning their musicianship and/or their intelligence.
		Drummers are also generally accused of being clumsy and destructive.
		Famous drummers well known for their use of comedy include Ringo Starr and the Muppet character Animal, inspired by Keith Moon.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Drummer_jokes (192 words)

	Drummer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		While drummers are the butt of many drummer jokes (not unlike alto viola players) suggesting they wouldn't be real musicians, in reality good drummers are expert musicians with an acute ear for rhythm and musical form, who act as the rhythmic driving force for an entire ensemble.
		The drummer is the rhythmic shader and punctuator for musical ensembles; the very choice of the word beat (evoking his action) for the rhythmic motor of a performance (especially in dance) reflects percussion's traditional role as such.
		An example is the drummer paid to come to the studio to record for a toothpaste commercial featuring a tube of Crest dancing to a jazz-infused salsa beat, and the producer walks into the drummer's booth and asks him to syncopate it a bit more and add a heavy-metal backbeat.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Drummer (433 words)

	Drummer
		A drummer walks into a library and says: "Hi I'll have a burger,fries, and a large coke." The librarian responds: Sshhhh....do you know where you are?
		One day, a tuba player wanted to torture the drummer behind him, so he hid one of the drummer's sticks.
		Two drummers walk into a bar, which is funny because you would have figured the second one would have seen the first guy do it.
	www.users.bigpond.com /prodigalson/drummer.htm (1380 words)

	DRUMMER JOKES
		A Drummer is feeling sick of being treated with scorn and derision, and decided he desperately needs some credibility.
		Whilst the following is not a Drummer Joke it is closely related.
		After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bellringer was needed.
	bjemusic.homestead.com /files/DRUMMER_JOKES_4.htm (1284 words)

	Drummer Jokes
		One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
		A: So you don't have to retrain the drummers.
		I would personally like to thank all the people who have contributed to this list of jokes in particular jlewis@cse.ogi.edu.
	www.anadolu.net /bonzo/drum/drumjoke.htm (1932 words)

	Drummer Jokes!
		To get this joke, you probably have to know about the legendary unpopularity of Buddy Rich amongst his band...
		The two girls looked at each other, and one of them reached down and grabbed the frog and stuffed it in her pocket.
		An amateur drummer dies and goes to heaven.
	www3.telus.net /specter/drumjoke.htm (1786 words)

	Alive Network - Jokes - Drummer Jokes
		A drummer decides one day he'd like to become a real musician.
		Tired of being tucked away at the back of the stage missing out on the limelight, he decides to sell his drum kit and buy an electric guitar and amplifier.
		As he leans over the shop counter grinning from ear to ear with anticipation of the respect he is sure now to gain, he says to the shop keeper in a confident voice, "I'd like your loudest electric guitar and amplifier please.
	www.alivenetwork.com /entsagencyuk/jokesdrummers.htm (461 words)

	fragment drummer jokes
		The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth..
		A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his instrument.
		What does it mean when a drummer is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
	www.fragmentlive.com /pages/humour.html (264 words)

	Drummer Jokes
		We know a guy who was so dumb his teacher gave him two sticks and he became a drummer, but lost one and became a conductor.
		Two drummers walk into a bar, which is actually kind of funny, because you would think that the second guy would have seen the first one do it.
		One day a drummer sick of all of the "stupid drummer" jokes decided to change instruments.
	gimp137.tripod.com /myfun.com/id18.html (2677 words)

	Jody's Garage - Drummer Jokes
		If a dollar bill was lying in the center of a room, and the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a drummer with good time, and a drummer with bad time were standing in the corners, who would get the money?
		The drummer with bad time, since the other three don't exist.
		Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer.
	www.jodysgarage.com /drummer.htm (644 words)

	Drummer Jokes - Funny Clean Jokes about Drummers (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		Enjoy our collection of funny clean jokes and our 'Joke of the Day' along with funny cartoons, funny quotes, and a humor directory.
		How do you know when a drummer is knocking...
		Basic Jokes is part of the Basics 4 Life family of sites.
	www.basicjokes.com /dtitles.php?cid=611 (141 words)

	The CRP - Drummer Jokes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		I hope to make this the largest (up against stiff opposition - there are loads out there just try searching for 'drummer jokes' @ any self respecting search engine) archive of drummer jokes on the planet.
		He see's one labelled Astrophysicist for £10, one labelled Avon salesman for £100 and one labelled drummer for £10,000.
		He asks that shop assistant why the drummer's brain is so expensive when the astrophysicist's is only £10.
	www.rope.demon.co.uk /oldsite/drummer.htm (271 words)

	Band Jokes
		Once you have the complaining down, try throwing in a few jokes.
		Two men were at a bar and one said, "Hey, I had my IQ checked and it was 175." The other responded, "That's a coincidence so is mine, what do you do for a living?" "I'm a physicist." Was the reply.
		Drummers do it with both hands and feet.
	www.geocities.com /clarinet_girl7537/jokes.html (1935 words)

	Piper and Drummer jokes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		Q: Why do drummers leave their sticks on their dashboards?
		One to do it, and four to criticise his fingering style.
		One to handle the bulb, the other four to tell him how much better it was done in the old days.
	www.perthhighland.com /jokes.htm (651 words)

	Drummer Jokes
		The frog says to them, "Hey, if you kiss me I'll turn into a world famous drummer and make you both rich and famous!" The two girls looked at each other, and one of them reached down and grabbed the frog and stuffed it in her pocket.
		A horn player who had been playing with Buddy Rich for many years came back from vacation to hear a rumour that Buddy had died.
		If a dollar bill was laying in the cent er of a room, and the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a drummer with good time, and a drummer with bad time were standing in the corners, who would get the money?
	www.garyatrics.se /pages/jokes_drummers_en.htm (1497 words)

	Drummer Jokes
		21)Two drummers walk into a bar, which is actually kind of funny, because you would think that the second guy would have seen the first one do it.
		When the drummer asked why he was laughing the store keeper replied, "Are you a drummer, son?" "Yeah!" replied the drummer.
		66)there is a bar with a bunch of drummers in it and they are all yelling "51 days, 51 days!" and more and more keep coming in, they are all ordering drinks and yelling "51 days!
	www.icehouse.net /aprilb/drummer.htm (2149 words)

	Virgil Donati Messageboard - Drummer jokes :)
		I'm amazed no one of you guys ever came up with this idea, since drummers are often the victim in idiotic jokes.
		-A drummer rang you the previous day and told you he would be coming over to your house around that particular time.
		Bass-ically almost all of your jokes would tell about bass players drooling and such.
	www.virgildonati.com /msgboard/printthread.php?t=3694&pp=40 (584 words)

	Dave Grohl's Top 10 Drummer Jokes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it.
		Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
		How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
	www.fooarchive.com /gpb/tenjokes.htm (173 words)

	Drummer Jokes - Musician Forums (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		the funny thing about drummer jokes is that barely a lot of people dont get them, when i hear one iam always getting funny looks cuz iam laughing.
		Like at school i was friends with the only other good drummer, and we'd talk about drumming and joke about it all the time and everyone would be like, what the hell are they talking about?
		The second man says, "I'm a mathematician, watch what my dog can do." He throws his dog a bone and it bites it into small pieces the size of toothpicks and it finds out and writes out pi to the 100th decimal place with the bone pieces.
	www.musicianforums.com /forums/showthread.php?t=32023 (1123 words)

	Drummer Jokes - theMouthPiece.com
		jokes, chat etc. But remember to keep it clean — tMP is a family-friendly forum.
		Thanks for those - our drummer is getting fed up with the blonde jokes, so we can pick on her from a different angle now!
		It must be hard to be a blonde drummer (don't you think, Naomi!!!!) (By the way, lovely to see you on Thursday, sorry I didn't get a chance to speak to you!)
	www.themouthpiece.com /vb/showthread.php?t=4390 (410 words)

	Drum Jokes, DRUMMER JOKES, Jokes about Drummers - Drums
		A New York drummer by the name of Joe was out of work and desperately searching for a gig.
		The drummer obliges with a quick "boom b boom" samba pattern.
		The drummer's struggling a bit with this one but finally works it out and stiffins his back, all proud of himself.
	www.drumjokes.com (2083 words)

	Drummer Jokes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		What is the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
		Q: What do you call a drummer who's lost his girlfriend?
		What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
	spakatak.0catch.com /jokes/drummers.html (291 words)

	Drummer Jokes
		The drummer is so distraught that he goes down to the railway and throws himself behind a train.
		Q: What does it mean when a drummer is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
		Finally, the bartender asks one of the drummers why they are all celebrating and chanting "51 days, 51 days!" the drummer answers with, "well, we all just finished a puzzle in 51 days and the box said
	www.longroll.com /jokes.html (844 words)

	The Hoodlums - Drummer jokes
		"I don't get it...why would I want a drummer's brain for $10,000 when I can get an astrophysicists' for $10?".
		A: Just one, so long as a roadie gets the ladder, sets it up and puts the bulb in the socket for him.
		A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments.
	homepage.eircom.net /~murtaghs/drummerjokes.html (1214 words)

	SIRIUS Satellite Radio - NEIL PEART VISITS THE BOWER SHOW
		He talked about, well, motorcycles, told his favorite drummer jokes and talked about sharing the stage with Jack Black.
		Bye!" I tell this story in the book: I met the drummer from Little Feat years ago, he told me that he was on tour, he was riding his Harley through Texas, and he got run off the road by a pickup truck.
		The two guys got out of the pickup truck, took his motorcycle, put it in the truck and left him there in the ditch with two broken legs.
	www.sirius.com /servlet/ContentServer?pagename=OpenMarket/Xcelerate/Preview&c=FlexContent&cid=1158082412272 (1446 words)

	allura ellington :: drummer jokes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		Jenn's post (of lyrics) made me giggle: "She fell in love with the drummer.
		What's the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
		Johnny says to his mom, "I want to be a drummer when I grow up!" His mom replies, "But sweetie, you can't do both!"
	allura.net /archive/000351.html (184 words)

	Aha! Jokes > Office Jokes > Drummer problems
		A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer.
		He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.
		A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: "And if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."
	www.ahajokes.com /off30.html (113 words)

	Drummer Jokes Page
		A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to
		Santa Claus, a drummer with good time, and a drummer with bad time were
		This is the ideal place to design your own custom page, filled with whatever you can imagine.
	evilguitarplayer.freeservers.com /custom3.html (676 words)

	Jokes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once.
		The drummer, crestfallen, says, "How did you know?" The store owner says, "That `big red accordion' is the radiator."
		A guitarist who's told too many drummer jokes
	www.bluessential.co.uk /jokes.htm (579 words)

	Musician Jokes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		drummers are highly excitable; when excited, they play louder.
		Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a talented drummer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill.
		First, this Drummer must have slightly imperfect time, so that whenever he playeth a Fill (and he shall play many), he always emergeth at a different place, sometimes early and sometimes late, but thou may not guess which.
	www.ducksdeluxe.com /jokes.html (18248 words)

	Drummer jokes - @forums
		I went looking for drummer jokes because of one of my friends happens to be one of those poor unfortunate souls.
		So he goes to the music store and says to the owner, "I'd like to look at the accordions, please." The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says "All our accordions are over there." After browsing, the drummer says, "I think I'd like the big red one in the corner."
		The store owner looks at him and says, "You're a drummer, aren't you?" The drummer, crestfallen, says, "How did you know?" The store owner says, "That `big red accordion' is the radiator."
	www.atforumz.com /showthread.php?t=150470 (1786 words)

	ProSoundWeb \| Drummer Jokes
		A: The pizza can feed a family of four...
		A: You only have to punch the information into a drum machine once.
		This guy goes into a music shop and asks for "that red trumpet and one of those white accordians" and the assistant says "you're a drummer aren't you?"
	www.prosoundweb.com /fun/jokes/joke71.shtml (184 words)

	Laugh it up with Drummer Jokes. (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		Here are your links to the best music, musician, drummer, and percussionist jokes on the Net.
		Not drummer or percussion specific, but a riot just the same.
		A joke a day keeps the doctor away and we've got an archive loaded with jokes of all kinds!
	www.tigerbill.com /subjects/dlaugh.htm (389 words)

	Clean Jokes - Funny Quotes - Funny Cartoons from Basic Jokes
		Jokes are words communicated with the intent of being laughed at or found funny.
		Laughter is the biological reaction of people to humor and funny jokes.
		Our clean jokes are healthy and are recommended to every human being daily.
	www.basicjokes.com (516 words)

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