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| | Dry cleaning - Uncyclopedia |
 | | Most drop their expensive clothes off at a dry cleaner and return a few days later to pick up their now-clean clothes, conveniently wrapped in a plastic that is deadly to infants and pets. |
 | | Fully 95 percent of all dry cleaning customers have absolutely no idea as to how the process works, what chemicals are used, how many individuals are involved, which god(s) they worship, how many human sacrifices are made to these gods, or whether or not the gods themselves require dry cleaning, not to mention live goats. |
 | | Nevertheless, the story of the Illumiwashi, inextricably intertwined with the history of dry cleaning itself, is a fascinating one — full of suspense, tragedy, mystery, murder, repetitive TV test patterns, and runny French cheeses. |
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