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| | Duck and cover - Uncyclopedia |
 | | The Chung and Bosko Duck and Cover line is one of the most successful lines of easy-to-cook poultry devices in history. |
 | | With only a Duck and Cover, an oven, a microwave, a toaster or a hibachi, the average consumer is now able to create festive poppers, hors d'ourves, bakes, salads, soft drinks, bacon bits, roasts and family-style sugar treats in the shape and flavor of real ducks. |
 | | At one point, the Duck and Cover became so popular in American life that schoolchildren idolized it during class, all at once curling up under their desks while they were "nuked" in pretend microwaves. |
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