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| | Cable News Cretinism - Blame Canada! By Dana Stevens (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-20) |
 | | Ooh, this is a good one, via Wonkette: Ann Coulter and Carlson Tucker (the Barbie and Ken of conservative talk TV) have been taking the South Park boys' advice to heart and blaming Canada—for what exactly, it's not clear, but a little Anglo-on-Anglo xenophobia is always a safe way of blowing off some steam. |
 | | To Tucker Carlson, Canada is "essentially Honduras, but colder and much less interesting." But, Carlson allows, he doesn't mean to stereotype an entire population as anti-American; after all, "the average Canadian is busy dogsledding."... |
 | | Dylan displayed the flat affect of the clinically depressed, avoiding eye contact, mumbling evasively and sometimes visibly wincing at Ed Bradley's questions, which were not just toothless but gumless. |
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