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| | Making (Non)Sense of Politics |
 | | Eddie Gil, who was released just recently, was the patient who thought he was a higher investment banker, who said he's the son of Ferdinand Marcos, no — just a relative of Marcos, scratch that — he's now just a friend of Marcos, but really, he's Elvis, which explains the big hair. |
 | | The existence of Bother Eddie had upset Brother Eddie Villanueva, founder of Jesus is Lord Church, with a membership of about seven million, the biggest born-again Christian group in the country, and, some say, in the world. |
 | | Eddie Villanueva is Charlton Heston in the "Ten Commandments." He plays Moses, who parted the Red Sea, led the Israelites to the Promised Land, and got the two tablets of stone straight from God. |
| www.pcij.org /imag/2004Elections/LighterSide/nonsense2.html (770 words) |
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