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| | Jimi Hendrix - Uncyclopedia (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-01) |
 | | As the Ozone layer began to alter itself, God grew tired of his position, and ceded the throne to Rich Little. |
 | | He was very good friends with all the big music celebrities of the 1960's: The Allman Brothers, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Oscar Wilde, Shakespeare, Picasso, Elvis, Mozart, Jesus, Godrun Scywoman, Satan, Edgar Savisaar, Seven O'Clock, Soundgarden, Randy Newman, Oprah, The Simpsons, Timothy McVeigh, and Superman. |
 | | They were all iffy pals with him, but they did love to watch him "sing". |
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