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	Elaine Benes
		Elaine Marie Benes is a character from the sitcom Seinfeld.
		Elaine has had her share of romantic encounters, usually involving sex.
		In the last episode, Elaine was imprisoned with Jerry, George Constanza[?], and Cosmo Kramer[?] for a year.
	www.ebroadcast.com.au /lookup/encyclopedia/el/Elaine_Benes.html (84 words)

	Elaine - Wikisein - A Wikia wiki (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-15)
		Elaine Marie Benes is a fictional character on the US television sitcom Seinfeld (1989–1998), played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
		Elaine was the only character who worked steady 9 to 5 jobs throughout the show's entire run, working mostly as a writer or editor.
		In one episode, Elaine found herself short of her supply of favored contraceptive sponges and pondered whether certain men were "spongeworthy"—that is, worthy of the use of one of her limited number of sponges.
	seinfeld.wikia.com /wiki/Elaine (1102 words)

	Elaine Benes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Elaine is supposedly a composite based on comedian Carol Leifer, Seinfeld's real-life ex-girlfriend, and Monica Yates, Larry David's real-life ex-girlfriend.
		In "The Susie", Peggy tells Elaine, who she thinks is a woman named Susie, that Elaine Benes is a "dolt" and a "disaster".
		Elaine was missing from "The Pilot", "The Trip, Part 1" and "its sequel", (and had minimal roles in "The Pitch" and "The Ticket" due to maternity leave) making her the most absent of the four main characters.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Elaine_Benes (2800 words)

	Elaine Benes Boyfriends, David Puddy, Patrick Warburton, Joel Rifkin, picture, photo
		The Whiz - an advertising icon that uses the jingle "nobody beats the whiz." Elaine dates him and does not realize the effect that the whiz advertisements in the past have had on her subconciously.
		Elaine thinks he may be married as he often ducks behind corners for no apparent reason as if he is trying to avoid a wife.
		Elaine discovers he is married and he is poor.
	www.movieprop.com /tvandmovie/Seinfeld/elainesboyfriends.htm (410 words)

	Elaine Benes, Benis, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Dreyfuss, Dryfuss, Dryfess, Drefus, pic, picture
		Elaine Benes is the only female member of the faboulous four.
		Elaine is sent by J Peterman to purchase a set of Kennedy's golf clubs, which she leaves in the back of Jerry's car.
		Elaine is asked to write a biography of her bosses life, J Peterman and purchases stories from Kramer to use as material.
	www.movieprop.com /tvandmovie/Seinfeld/elaine.htm (648 words)

	Informat.io on Elaine Benes
		Elaine's longest relationship was with David Puddy (Patrick Warburton), a somewhat slow-witted auto mechanic turned car salesman who she dated starting in season six.
		In "The Cigar Store Indian", Elaine becomes the obssession of a nerd she meets on the subway, who shows up at the Costanzas with a paper bouquet for her he made out of Frank's copy of TV Guide she accidentally left with him.
		Elaine's strong personal beliefs have caused her problems: For example, in "The Couch," she broke up with her boyfriend after finding out that he was anti-abortion.
	www.informat.io /?title=Elaine_Benes (2799 words)

	AMA (Virtual Mentor) From the Editor (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-15)
		In this classic Seinfeld episode, Elaine Benes learns that she was once labeled a “difficult” patient because she wouldn’t cooperate with a nurse and change into a paper examination gown.
		Subsequently, Ms Benes encounters problems getting necessary treatment for her rash and believes it is because physicians consider her to be a whiner and malingerer.
		Ms Benes resorts to stealing her medical chart in an effort to erase this label, which only adds to further chart entries and a spreading reputation of being difficult that sticks to her like the rash that plagues her.
	www.ama-assn.org /ama/pub/category/9949.html (698 words)

	Elaine Marie Benes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-15)
		Elaine Marie Benes(Julia Louis-Dreyfus) is the only female in the "fab four".
		This all happened when one of the workers at Peterman's office thought she was Susie.
		Elaine has a lot of boyfriends but my favorite is the "on again, off again" David Puddy.
	www.angelfire.com /me/SeinfeldJerry/Elaine.html (113 words)

	Elaine Benes-Julia Louis-Dreyfus
		Elaine : "Yeah, and when I see freaks in the street, I never ever stare at them, and yet I'm careful not to look away, see, because I want to make the freaks feel comfortable."
		After Russel's meeting with Elaine's cleavage he gets obsessed with her.
		Elaine tells him they can't be together because she hates television.
	members.tripod.com /fakerolex/elaine.htm (235 words)

	Elaine Marie Benes alias Julia Louis-Dreyfus Biography and Filmography
		Elaine is the only person who had a respectable job during the nine seasons, until she changed her position with George, and she lost her job, her boyfriend, and her dignity during the jujy-fruit disaster.
		Elaine's Nickname was "Nip", after she showed a nipple on a Christmas card, created by Kramer.
		Elaine and Kramer didn't realize her blouse was not fully buttoned and that her breast nipple was exposed to the camera lens.
	www.seinfeldonline.com /elaine.html (493 words)

	Seinfeld - Wikisein - A Wikia wiki
		Elaine was a composite of many female acquaintances of the writers, the two most prominent being writer Carol Leifer, Seinfeld's real-life ex-girlfriend, and the other being Monica Yates, Larry David's ex-girlfriend.
		Elaine is most often a victim of circumstance, usually coming into conflict with inadequate boyfriends or the arbitrary demands of her eccentric employers.
		Jerry accompanies Elaine on a hospital visit to a seriously ill ("something with his spleen") ex-boyfriend and artist, Roy (Sherman Howard), whom she broke up with because he was fat.
	seinfeld.wikia.com /wiki/Seinfeld (7245 words)

	Elaine Benes
		Elaine Benes, (played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus) is an ex-girlfriend of Jerry Seinfeld, although Benes and Seinfeld are still friends.
		Elaine was once humiliated by an exposing Christmas card she sent out, and everyone finds her 'little kicks' style of dancing hillarious.
		Benes held her longest relationship with David Puddy, although they were 'off and on'.
	www.seinfeldchronicles.com /characters/elaine.html (121 words)

	Anyara-Aphorisms - Seinfeld quotes: Elaine Marie Benes
		This astrological quote profile of Elaine is based on the horoscope of the actor, Julia Louis-Dreyfus (b.
		Elaine: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.
		Elaine: Because he doesn't pay any attention to me, and he ignores me....
	koti.mbnet.fi /neptunia/movies/elaine1.htm (267 words)

	Elaine Benes (via CobWeb/3.1 planetlab2.cs.virginia.edu) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-15)
		Julia-Louis Dreyfus as Elaine Benes Elaine Marie Benes, played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus, was a fictional character on the US television sitcom Seinfeld (1989-1998).
		Her father, gruff author Alton Benes (played by Lawrence Tierney), was featured in the episode "The Jacket," and a cousin was featured in "The Wink." "The Jacket" revealed that she had a sister in St. Louis and an uncle who worked in the Dallas book depository with Lee Harvey Oswald.
		In a running sight gag, Elaine had a different hair-do in almost every episode, but though she drew attention to it--shaking, touching and modelling it from every angle-- none of the men ever took notice.
	elaine-benes.kiwiki.homeip.net.cob-web.org:8888 (530 words)

	Seinfeldio: Elaine Benes
		Elaine tells Jerry and his girlfriend about how her diaphragm fell out of her handbag.
		Elaine suggests that the order of people eating at a restaurant should be based on who's hungriest.
		Elaine tells Kramer he is more than a few tweaks away from a healthy relationship.
	www.seinfeldio.8m.com /elaine.htm (185 words)

	"Seinfeld and Philosophy" Mistakes
		Elaine at one time had some moral issues with fur ('but who has the energy anymore?'), but now is more concerned about being seen 'hanging on the arm of an idiot.'"
		Elaine's exact line from "The Reverse Peephole" is "This is more about hanging off the arm of an idiot."
		Elaine meets J. Peterman and gets a job in his company in "The Understudy," which was the final episode of the show's sixth season.
	pages.prodigy.net /pizzabagel/Nothing_SPMistakes.htm (1141 words)

	Sony Pictures Television - Seinfeld
		When Elaine throws a big party to reward her staff, whatever respect she's gained is lost when everyone sees her horrible dancing --something Jerry has known for years but refused to discuss.
		Sensing something has changed at work, Elaine warns an employee against getting involved with George after she meets him at the party.
		When Elaine says he's not so bad after all, she jeopardizes the bad boy image that George is cultivating.
	www.sonypictures.com /tv/shows/seinfeld/calendar.phtml?ChoosenTitle=199 (257 words)

	Seinfeld Quotes - Elaine Benes Quotes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-15)
		She says she had sex with Jerry 37 times when they were dating, claims to have an IQ of 145 (though her scores range from 85 to 151).
		Jerry describes Elaine as someone who's 'Fascinated with Greenland,' whose favorite movie is "Shaft", and likes talking about current events and movies during sex.
		Elaine: "So, what you are saying is that ninety to ninety-five percent of the population is undateable?"
	www.seinfeldquotes.com /characters/elaine-benes-quotes.html (410 words)

	Elaine Benes, one of the characters on Seinfeld
		Elaine Benes, one of the characters on Seinfeld
		Elaine Benes is the only girl in the fab four and she is also Jerry's ex-girlfriend.
		Elaine is a pretty forward lady, who isn't afraid of making a fool of herself.
	www.algonet.se /~mastlaca/Elaine.html (213 words)

	Character Bios - ELAINE BENES (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-15)
		Elaine is the only woman in the "Fab Four." Elaine Marie Benes grew up in Towson, Maryland and attended school at some of the finest boarding schools on the east coast.
		Elaine moved to New York in 1985 and worked as a manuscript reader for Pendant Publishing.
		Throughout the series, she also held jobs at the J. Peterman Catalogue (for which she was President of the Company at one point), and served as a personal assistant for milloinaire Justin Pitt.
	electron.cs.uwindsor.ca /~bernik/elaine.html (229 words)

	That's It? -- @LA.COM -- May 14, 1998 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-15)
		To review, Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer are sent to jail for one year for failing to intervene in an armed robbery.
		ELAINE I'm a writer for the catalog, not an operator.
		Elaine joins Kramer on the walk back toward their cells.
	home.earthlink.net /~jenolen/051498.htm (1608 words)

	Seinfeld Lists - The Shower Head
		Elaine: I mean I lost my job, I can't go to Africa.
		Elaine walks in picking her teeth, she didn't expect to see Jerry's parents.
		Elaine: Yes, fine, fine, a juice glass is perfect.
	www.seinfeldscripts.com /TheShowerhead.htm (2021 words)

	Seinfeld: The Boyfriend (1) - TV.com
		Kramer asks Jerry to go with him to "see the baby." When Elaine wants to know what baby he means, they explain that a guy who used to live in their building got married and had a baby.
		When Kramer comes in Jerry’s apartment to ask him what he’s doing Friday night, we see him swing the door to shut it and we hear it close off-screen, yet when we cut back to the door it is still wide-open.
		Elaine claims that she hates cigarettes and in episodes where she is filling in for Peterman she is smoking a cigar.
	www.tv.com /seinfeld/the-boyfriend-1/episode/2274/summary.html (776 words)

	Seinology.com :: Scripts :: 176-The Puerto Rican Day
		Elaine, sitting behind George, aids in the cause by pleading to the man by mouthing the words, "Hi, can we go in?")
		ELAINE: All right, I think I know where this is going, and I am going somewhere else.
		ELAINE: Well, it is Sunday night, and you know how I like to unwind.
	www.seinology.com /scripts/script-176.shtml (2137 words)

	Salon Entertainment \| Joyce Millman On Television: Cheerio, "Seinfeld"
		Over the past two seasons, Jerry's fastidiousness became (in the words of Elaine) a "full-blown disorder." Meanwhile, Elaine's mid-life bitterness manifested itself in her blanket contempt for every other person on the planet (her superficial, mutually exploitative relationship with on again/off again beau David Puddy was a particularly inspired development).
		Jerry and Elaine only rekindled their old sexual relationship once; realizing they still had no chemistry, they went back to being platonic pals.
		But it was infinitely less horrible than the prospect of Elaine Benes as a mother.
	www.salon.com /ent/tv/mill/1998/05/cov_04mill2.html (1295 words)

	Seinfeld - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Elaine Marie Benes (played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus) - Elaine is frequently a victim of fate.
		Many episodes end with Elaine ruining something for someone, in the same way she has of sabotaging her own relationships, such as Jerry's sitcom or the Soup Nazi's business.
		On the way to Paris, the plane loses control when Kramer, in an attempt to free water from his ear, loses his balance and falls into the cockpit, and the friends believe that they are about to die.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Seinfeld (4486 words)

	Seinfeld Quotes - Elaine Benes Quotes (25 - 32 out of 35) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-15)
		Elaine, being sarcastic to Jerry: "All those mechanics do is work all day with their hands and their big muscular arms on machines and then they come home dripping with animal sexuality like Stanley Kowalski.
		Elaine: "Yeah, it turns out it was his ex-girlfriend."
		ELAINE: Mr Peterman, that can't have been the only time that you faced mortal danger.
	www.seinfeldquotes.com /characters/elaine-benes-quotes_4.html (401 words)

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