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| | Enron Field to be More Aptly Renamed (from archives) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-24) |
 | | Above: The former Enron Field is anxious to be called anything else, even Butt-Munch Field. |
 | | The spokesman said several groups and companies have already approached the Astros about purchasing the field's naming rights, including the Proctologists Association of America, who want the field renamed, "Up Yours." "Frankly, I think that's in poor taste and won't happen," the spokesman said. |
 | | Until the naming rights are resold, the stadium will be called, "Greedy Bastard Field," in honor of former Enron CEO Kenneth Lay. |
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