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| | Fantastic Four (2005) |
 | | Fantastic Four may be the first movie this year with more cringeworthy romantic dialogue than Revenge of the Sith. |
 | | It was called The Incredibles, and if the heroes’s powers were more than a little reminiscent of their Marvel counterparts (even Frozone is a straight knockoff of Marvel’s Iceman), their film is as fresh, funny, wholesome and heartfelt as this Fantastic Four is moronic, inept, tedious and crass. |
 | | In the first of the film’s two (count ’em, two) paltry action scenes, the FF make their public debut on a bridge surrounded by the debris of a dozen or more totaled vehicles, including a fire truck that nearly skidded off the bridge. |
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