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  Can you guess how many funny fart sounds are in the amazing fart dot?
The process by which the farts got into the dot are a secret, though!
We feel that the selection of farts represents the widest variety of farts available from any farting dot, anywhere.
We have covered wet farts, slurping farts, long farts, squeakers, drum-and-bass, and all the favorites.
www.dotfart.com   (709 words)

  Urban Dictionary: fart
farts are a wonderous thing especially when done in public places to offend people in restaurants, schools, banks etc. farts bring people closer together.
fart in a car when the windows are up, fart in your friends face and fart in front of your mom.
The only fart that will suck the air out of you and cause a slow rotting death.
www.urbandictionary.com /define.php?term=fart   (748 words)

  Facts on Farts
Fart travel time depends on atmospheric conditions such as humidity, temperature and wind speed and direction, the molecular weight of the fart particles, and the distance between the fart transmitter and the fart receiver.
Fart art is most likely to occur if (1) a person is suffering from diarrhea, (2) the person is trying too hard to fart, and (3) the person mistakenly perceives the pressure against his sphincter to be gas pressure rather than liquid pressure.
Farts tend to be rich in carbon dioxide, and may also contain hydrogen sulfide, the substance primarily responsible for the stench of farts.
www.heptune.com /farts.html   (8665 words)

 Urban Legends Reference Pages: Love (The Fart in the Dark)
By the time her date arrived it was all she could do to get from the house and into the car without disgracing herself.
As Dave closed the door on her side and walked round to his, in desperation Caroline exploded with a very large and loud fart.
She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek.
www.snopes.com /love/dating/fart.asp   (1350 words)

 Early Stuart Libels: The Parliament Fart (1607-)
The chosen version of “The Parliament Fart”, in Bodleian MS Malone 23, is one of the longest and most careful copies in circulation.
This fart is noe Ordinance fitt for the Tower.
Mr Evans: Ralph Ewens, a member of Gray’s Inn, sat in the 1597 and 1601 parliaments, and was Clerk of the Commons in the 1604 Parliament.
www.earlystuartlibels.net /htdocs/parliament_fart_section/C1i.html   (1982 words)

 Fart Physics - Uncyclopedia
If the person producing the fart immediately rolls down his window, the unpleasant business of the other occupants of the vehicle having to endure the smell should be greatly decreased.
If the passenger has farted and it is particularly nasty, the driver may be able to roll down his window at least part way if the vehicle is in a right to left turn, resulting in a cross-breeze blowing the fart away much faster.
Research into these matters is known as "Quantum Fart Physics", and is a good choice of study for those who do not want their physics to involve any facts.
uncyclopedia.org /wiki/Fart_Physics   (515 words)

 Fart Sounds - Play Sounds, Games, Animations, Video
Fart Sounds - Play Sounds, Games, Animations, Video
(see the rest of the fart poem here)
To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind.
www.fart-sounds.net   (43 words)

 Bush's fart-joke legacy. - By Timothy Noah - Slate Magazine
It might seem logical to trace Bush's love of fart jokes to his earthy Texas roots, and therefore to interpret it as a laudable democratic streak in the president's character.
But fart jokes (as opposed to jokes about and allusions to feces, particularly those of the male bovine) have never loomed large in the Lone Star state.
On his return, the queen reputedly greeted, "My lord, we had quite forgot the fart." The story is no likelier true than the oft-repeated claim that de Vere wrote Shakespeare's plays, but its persistence testifies to a certain fascination.
www.slate.com /id/2150806/?nav=navoa   (1075 words)

 Fart definition - Medical Dictionary definitions of popular medical terms
Fart: This is not an accepted medical word for passing gas.
The Oxford English Dictionary (OED), in its inimitable way, notes that the word "fart" is "not in decent use." The OED defines the transitive verb form of fart: "To send forth as wind from the anus 1632." The word comes from the Old English "feortan" (meaning "to break wind").
Although the word "fart" is "not in decent use," it was used by the likes of the great English poet Geoffrey Chaucer.
www.medterms.com /script/main/art.asp?articlekey=6484   (170 words)

 Flatulence - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Though confused by the word's use as a euphemism for 'fart', flatulence is distinct from flatus, which is the release of such confined gas.
Among humans, sometimes farting happens accidentally, such as incidentally to coughing or sneezing; on other occasions, intentional farting occurs through the tensing and releasing of the anal sphincter.
The History of Farting, by Benjamin Bart, is a collection of assorted limericks, facts, and blurbs on farting, while Who Cut the Cheese: A Cultural History of the Fart, by Jim Dawson, gives a more complete cultural discussion of the historical and social significance of farting.
en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Flatulence   (3390 words)

 Fart - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Fart is an English word which literally refers to flatulence.
In the tale (which is told by a bawdy miller as a group of pilgrims travel to Canterbury), the character Nicholas hangs his buttocks out of a window and farts in the face of his rival Absolom, who is instead expecting a kiss.
With the rise of cable television and changing social mores in general, the word fart is (in 2006) frequently heard in the broadcast media.
en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Fart   (678 words)

 MacMerc.com: AirPOOT Express Remote Control Fart Machine
It's a two piece toy that consists of a transmitter about the size of a car alarm key fob and a receiver unit that you turn on and hide somewhere in the vicinity of your intended victim.
It is also wise to note that once the prank is played, this USD$300 Fart Machine receiver unit may easily fall into the hands of your victim.
Putting password protection in place may not ensure its return to you, it may not even prevent the unit from being used against you in the same manner, but it may just delay the retaliation, giving you opportunity to snatch the unit back.
www.macmerc.com /articles/aprilfools/353   (826 words)

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