| | The Encyclopedia Frobozzica |
 | | When reports arrived that rebellious natives had captured The Stonewall, T.J. and his garrison were assigned the mission of retaking it. |
| | Once in command of it, they discovered that the reports had been erroneous: The Stonewall was completely undefended, and the supposedly rebellious natives were actually all vacationing in the Gray Mountains. |
| | Nevertheless, T.J. Flathead's tactics and strategies during the "battle" were considered brilliant, and he would henceforth be known as Stonewall Flathead. |
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