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 | | However, the entire family meets his illegitimate daughter, Santa flies Grandpa off to see his brother in Tahiti, and the State Department confiscates the art they found in Germany, so at least portions of his stories must be accurate. |
 | | Among other things, he claims to have earned the German Iron Cross, worked as transvestite can-can dancer for high-ranking Nazis, and served as a sergeant in a frontline unit, the Flying Hellfish squad. |
 | | Montgomery Burns, who was according to Abe a "young private", despite the fact that Burns is in actuality much older than Simpson, and has a wealth and education that would ordinarily mean he would have automatically been an officer. |
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