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| | Defining Fnords (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-06) |
 | | The first one, a fnord, is a peculiar type of pastry that's a cross between a jelly-filled donut and a cinnamon roll, but nobody knows where they come from, all pastry companies deny having the recipe, but they still taste pretty damn good. |
 | | The second variety, a fnord, is rumored to be a small furry creature resembling a gopher, but may in fact be Mac Squirrell, and has so far eluded all attempts at capture. |
 | | The third variety, fnords, are the results of one of the US governments "Black" projects and is an insidious weapon designed to suck the odd socks out of every washer and dryer in the world and use them to smother anyone at any time, anywhere in the world. |
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