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| | Forth Bridge (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-04) |
 | | In what is widely being seen as a really good way of cutting congestion on Scotlands busiest road bridge, managers at The Forth Bridge announced this week the installation of sensors on the structures cables. |
 | | The bridge, which carries gazillions of vehicles a day, mainly people from Fife seeking the trappings of civilisation, like electric light and Smarties, is in no way, managers insist, getting a bit bendy. |
 | | Drivers should simply take the usual precautions before using the bridge, for example making sure their life insurance covers plunging 150 feet into the cold, unforgiving waters of The Forth and ensuring that any persistent emotional issues with loved ones are resolved before setting out. |
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