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	NegroPleaseDotCom: the lion king soundtrack plays... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		Fucked Britney (if there was ever a body built for sex, it's that one) and killed Pink and her man hands.
		And you only get to fuck the person once, while a marriage might be a lifetime of hot sex, but you have to deal with them and all that comes with it for the rest of your life.
		Jenny Jones is the fuck because you do it once and then you're done with her.
	www.engin.umich.edu /class/eecs281/proj2/large0/f00398 (1012 words)

	Marry, Fuck, or Kill? - Topic Powered by Groupee Community (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		Anyway, on to a much more serious topic, I would marry Britney but strictly for the money, fuck Murphy because that would mean that I was sloppy seconds to Ashton Kucher who I think is super cute, and kill Mandy in all of her apple cheeked goodness.
		Marry Vince because unlike K, Vince's reptilian face does not freak me out and I think that he is perfectly wacky enough to marry.
		Marry Jennifer, fuck Lisa, kill Courtney (like I'd be with someone who made me feel fat all the time...maybe I should kill the entire friends cast).
	mathplusone.com /6/ubb.x?a=tpc&s=490602852&f=419600662&m=5166029081 (2053 words)

	Negro Please: MFK version 2.0 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		Fucked - This person would just be put in a situation in which they couldn't possibly survive...but they might.
		You'd be playing the evil villian and saying, "Dude, you're so fucked." and walk away cackling maniacally but since you're an evil villian there's probably some detail you've forgotten and if they are lucky enough they will get free and be better for it.
		Kill: Other than there being some sort of weird but small fanbase of people equally lacking the funny gene, I don't really care about Rob enough to kill him with my bare hands.
	negroplease.typepad.com /my_weblog/2003/08/mfk_version_20.html (1089 words)

	[No title]
		Fuck Cloons, marry Ewan McGregor, and kill Hugh Grant.
		I'd kill Sajak, fuck Trebek, and marry Regis.
		You can't be expected to fuck The Cos.
	dancingbrave.diaryland.com /vegas.html (3489 words)

	Everyday Avatar: Amongst the Cavedudes
		Today was Bowl Game Day, and the beers kept coming, and the comments about our waitress became smuttier and smuttier, with much discussion about whether or not she sucks professional athelete dick, how she spent her New Years (XTC and fucking), and so on.
		More beer followed by Fuck, Marry, Kill, in which I was asked which of my female coworkers from a list of 3 would I Fuck, Marry or Kill.
		More speculation about our waitress (who I might add had fine golden hair on the small of her smooth, smooth back), more F,M, K and more football.
	amplattner.com /avatar/2006/01/amongst-cavedudes.html (405 words)

	[No title]
		I'd marry Jo, fuck Tootie, and kill Mrs.
		I'm just saying that, given the choice between him and Kenny G., I'd go with the one who was married to Linda Evans and therefore probably knew what he was doing in the sack, and who also didn't evoke images of Michael Bolton The No-Talent Ass Clown.
		Marry, fuck, or kill: Tom Green, DJ Qualls, or a man with boobs and a penis.
	dancingbrave.diaryland.com /boobspenis.html (738 words)

	F, Marry, Kill - Crownvic.us Forums
		You have to decide one girl to fuck, one to marry, and one to kill, if you had to choose.
		fuck them all, then kill them and let god sort them out.
		All content is property of its respective owner and shall not be duplicated without the express permission of its owner.
	www.crownvic.us /forum/showthread.php?t=3889 (416 words)

	Backwash - Content - A Day in the Life of Rebellion
		Fuck it...just say what you wanna say and to hell with the rest of the world.
		This is a remake of the classic "Would you rather Fuck, Marry, or Kill them?" game.
		You need to decide which you would prefer to fuck, marry, or kill.
	www.backwash.com /content.php?jouid=7306 (1027 words)

	Who Roy Simmons Who Kill, Fuck and Marry -- Outsports.com
		Stern gave Simmons the names John Elway, Dan Marino and Joe Montana and told him he’d have to play "kill, fuck, marry." Simmons' choices, without elaborating, were: "Kill Elway.
		Marry Montana." The choices were met with approval by Stern and his sidekick Artie Lang, a big Giants fan.
		Simmons, who works as a counselor in a Long Island halfway house, was also asked if he would “do” either quarterback Joe Namath or Phil Simms (his former teammate with the Giants).
	outsports.com /nfl/2005/20060120simmonsstern.htm (607 words)

	On My Way: HOTlanta pt1 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		You are giving three names and must make a decision on which you would kill, fuck, and marry.
		Marry: It used to be Morris Chestnut - but he's not marrying material...you know who is - and I know this is weird, but it's my comment - um, Malcolm Jamal Warner - he's such to marrying material!
		Fuck : LL Cool J And Malcom X (he was thuggin before he went to jail, you know he use to bang backs out!
	no4real4real.blogspot.com /2005/09/hotlanta-pt1.html (1821 words)

	THE TITLE BOUT INTERVIEW: NYC MECH VOL. 1
		And they sort of came to me and said, “We have lives, but we know you don’t have one, so why don’t you spend some of those hours you waste pontificating on what comic creator you’d rather Fuck Marry or Kill, and write us an interview?” So: here we are.
		Fuck, this interviewing stuff is harder than it looks Okay, let’s start at the beginning.
		I fucking loved the first issue script, it sold me, the atmosphere and vibe were just dripping off the page, so I wanted and needed to demand things of myself artistically that would hopefully be unexplored territory.
	www.moviepoopshoot.com /interviews/52a.html (5409 words)

	FFS: November 2004
		She hasn't minced her words about wanting to get married and being a "mommy" (yes another one of those.), and is so dependent.
		Bridezilla had dreamed of being married since she was a little girl, and had planned it out way before she was ever asked.
		Usually there was some fucked up message left by her about if the cake should be a half inch taller or not.
	kj4ever.blogspot.com /2004_11_01_kj4ever_archive.html (14187 words)

	Why Don't We Get Drunk and Blog? (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		The only way we were going to get fucked up in that situation is if we didn't see those damn Japs coming.
		I know some girls who are so proud of their blowjob skills and love mentioning how they can get a guy off in under five minutes.
		Well, if you're so fucking good, get me off in less than five minutes with nothing but your hand and some caviar.
	www.lozo.blogspot.com (3336 words)

	elvy's little world: March 2005
		Slot your favorites into the categories of Fuck, Marry, and Kill and explain why.
		(itachi is sasuke's to kill, don't want to take away his only dream in his life...
		kill : the guys who own the weapon factories and stirred up the war for their profits?
	elvyliu.blogspot.com /2005_03_01_elvyliu_archive.html (1167 words)

	FMKOnline.com: Welcome to it...
		Simply FMK is Fuck Marry Kill the world's simplest game.
		The rules are simple, to play all you do is pick any three people and out of that group you have to fuck one, marry one, and kill one.
		Unless you are totally retarded you can play this game and even if you are retarded you probably can too.
	www.fmkonline.com (59 words)

	It's Recess-time Somewhere: Hump, Dump or Marry
		I enjoy him so much that I would not dump him even if he asked me to turn my garage into an apartment for him (which is usually what it takes for me to dump a close relative).
		And I'd marry Ricky (and yes Ricky, that probably involves some humping from time to time), because he'd be one hell of a house husband.
		Is this supposed to be a more acceptable version of "marry, fuck, kill?" which I have personally found to be one of the most horrid, creepy, sexist little "games" ever to hit the internet?
	recess-time.blogspot.com /2005/06/hump-dump-or-marry.html (472 words)

	The Brier Patch - Culture Archives
		American men will not be fooled into giving up their lives to kill innocent people, so that these foolish old men may hold on to power.
		Mohammed Atta, one of the evil scumbags who steered those planes into the killing grounds is the son of a Cairo surgeon.
		In the sixties and seventies, all the pinheads marching against the war were upper-middle-class college kids who grabbed any cause they could think of to get out of their final papers and spend more time drinking.
	www.sammoore.org /archives/cat_culture.php (6257 words)

	The Van 46 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		--> "Twelve people, several of them children, were killed and 22 others injured in an accident aboard the Queen Mary II cruise liner, docked in western France, officials said.
		A Woman is suing a US restaurant chain in California after finding a condom in her clam chowder.
		A new study shows that discrimination against the overweight and obese even extends to their partners or friends.
	www.van46.com /index.shtml?archives/week_2003_11_09.html (1642 words)

	Jenabooboo's Xanga Site
		I see these other kids who I always thought were more talented than me trying to make it happen for themselves and not doing so well and I know if they can't do it, NO WAY I could.
		But still there are those moments, standing in the Amphitheater at Arlington with Generals telling me how moving my voice is, that I start to think about how much I hate school and how much I love preforming and how simple it would be to just say fuck it, and try to make it happen.
		Fuck, Kill, Marry: Brad Pitt, Sean Patrick Flannery, Orlando Bloom
	www.xanga.com /Jenabooboo (1180 words)

	the fuck marry kill game - Teen Moods (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		Welcome to the Teen Moods Forum, as a GUEST, you are restricted from viewing some forums, you have to register and login to view hidden forums and posts: click the register link below to proceed.
		ok you are given 3 ppl, you choose one to marry, one to fuck, and one to kill.
		marry- kennedy (can't remember who he is, i know him though)
	www.teen-moods.net /forums/showthread.php?t=4897 (615 words)

	News Results
		I'd been married to Edward for two years when he was killed during the final battle on the approach to Caen.
		The killings, in Paktika province, south-east of Kabul, were at the end of February.
		Remarkably among the survivors were the two married couples, who had been staying in tents away from the main house, and Haji Rakat himself, an elderly man who had gone to bed early in a nearby house.
	www.sunnysidewoodsidepeace.org /index.php?name=pagetool_news&news_id=all (20148 words)

	Being Amber Rhea » Entry #527
		F*, marry, or kill**: Michael Stipe, Donald Trump, your ex-husband.
		I don't know if the f, marry, or kill thing is well known in your part of the world (frankly I don't know how sophisticated Atlanta IS), but you have to match one of each things with each of the three choices.
		I would say kill, but the connotations of violence are too extreme for my personality.
	amber.tangerinecs.com /viewentry.php?entry=527 (3000 words)

	When Monkey Butlers Rule The World: May 2005
		You pick one of these people to fuck, one to marry one to kill.
		A friend of mine, who is married, has not had sex in 5 months.
		I thought that was a rather long time, especially for someone who is married.
	sonicreducerblog.blogspot.com /2005_05_01_sonicreducerblog_archive.html (772 words)

	Seduction Lair Blog: DYD Masters Recap, Day 4
		Swinggcat talked about his Kill Bill metaphor about how there are two types of guys with women: The Worker Bee, and The Renegade Killer Bee.
		One of them is “Fuck, Marry, Kill” which is a game he got from listening to the Howard Stern show.
		You play it by pointing out three guys in the club and telling her “You have to fuck one of them, marry one of them, and kill one of them.
	www.thundercatseductionlair.com /2004/05/dyd_masters_rec_1.html (7269 words)

	Jason Rodriguez - The Moose in the Closet
		I was kind of prepared to, she wants to finish grad school first and now I don’t want to anymore and she seems to agree.
		It was around this time my mom learned how to make these kick-ass mozzarella sticks, she’d buy bulk cheese and breadcrumbs and make a hundred of them and freeze them only to have G and I polish them off over a day or two.
		I’ll leave it at that because, honestly, too good to be true which means there’s no fucking way that this is going to happen and I’m ok with that, I never expected this to even be an option.
	www.jasonrodriguez.com /index.html (6312 words)

	Bumptious
		It's fuck Derek Jeter with 20 yards of Latex and a bucket of Lysol (he might be fun but is morethanlikely bisexual and, in any case, crawling with Mariah Carey cooties).
		Therefore, I say I'd kill OJ (no explanation needed, one imagines), fuck Clemens (while, godwilling, under the influence of heavy narcotics), and marry Kobe (at least he's away a lot and knows how to pick out good jewelry).
		And I close with a quick mention that if I were in the middle of nowhere with Twila T. Justice, I'd kill her in her sleep and blame it on the tse-tse flies.
	bumptiously.blogspot.com /2004_10_01_bumptiously_archive.html (13335 words)

	stereogum: You Might Be An Indie-Yuppie If...
		Fucking yuppies who hang at the indie rock bars and try to look cool, but really just look like Marisa Cooper and Seth Cohen.
		You might be an indie-yuppie...if you'd fuck Karen O., marry Jenny Lewis, and kill that sellout Liz Phair (because you've heard she used to be totally indie).
		you might be an 'indie yuppie' if...your a rich little white suburban fuck who listened to silverchair in high school but now trolls around zombielike with your 'ipod' thinking your so 'indie' and 'that' you listen to such 'underground' music that everyone else is listening to as well..
	www.stereogum.com /archives/001391.html (17464 words)

	GSSV: Being unstable and bitchy is part of my mystique (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		So, I ran to WalMart (because there’s not a fucking Target in sight around here) and got a cheap (although pink!) boombox to keep in my kitchen and I broke down and bought a weed eater, because my lawn is in desperate need of maintenance.
		I finally decided to just blow off the yard until tomorrow (and it’s hopefully drier than it is today), and get a mani/pedi, just to de-stress.
		So, while I am grateful for all of the sudden interest that prospective employers are bestowing on me, I am deeply resentful because I had to change my name to get anyone to even read my fucking resume.
	www.skittish.org /index.php/P656 (2075 words)

	Comment: Hacking Away
		John Byrne claims people who miss deadlines are killing the industry, but Alex de Campi is more worried about creators who don't put any art in their craft.
		And the Bendis Board, where the pathetic behaviour of its participants (including a thread where they divided up female comic creators according to whom they'd fuck, marry or kill), has reflected poorly on Bendis.
		The author grants permission for its reproduction and redistribution by private individuals on condition that the author and source of the article are clearly shown, no charge is made, and the whole article is reproduced intact, including this notice.
	www.ninthart.com /display.php?article=967 (1582 words)

	The Wednesday Hump: Dozing Off to Your Kinky Side - Daily Nexus Online
		Another three-way game, which runs on the similar premise of involving friends and celebrities alike, is “Fuck, Marry, Kill.” Pick three acquaintances or celebrities that are either incredibly attractive or incredibly disgusting, then pick one to screw, one to marry, and one to kill off.
		So, it would run the course of Angelina Jolie, Carmen Electra and Jessica Simpson, or, on the opposite spectrum, it could be Andy Dick, Gilbert Gottfried and Robin Williams.
		On a more personal note, “Saliva Brothers and Sisters” is a great way to get a good understanding about how similar your tastes are to your friends’.
	www.ucsbdailynexus.com /opinion/2005/10147.html (833 words)

	FMK
		You pick three guys (or girls) and decide which you would fuck, which you would marry, and which you would kill.
		My friend Jacqueline loves to bust out with this game when you least expect it.
		She recently proposed the following: Fuck Marry Kill: Jack McCallister, Christian Troy, or Michael Scofield.
	www.crackpotpress.com /html/fmk.html (362 words)

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