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 | | Traditionally, landspeed is measured in miles per hour, but I've always liked the more iconoclastic furlongs per fortnight. |
 | | Wind velocity is plotted on the Beaufort scale, unless it's a tornado, which is then assigned a Fujita number. |
 | | Why yes, I'd love to parachute in the face of a raging forest fire to dig firewalls for the breathtaking salary of nine bucks per hour. |
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