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 | | The Galah is an Australian bird, easily identified by its rose-pink head, neck and underwear, though the latter has an unfortunate tendency towards skid marks and may appear completely brown due to a heavily fruit-based diet. |
 | | The Galah is one of the most abundant and familiar of the Australian parrots, found in large flocks, in a variety of habitats, usually near water and food sources. |
 | | Further evidence of this new school of thought, that the birds are imitating their environment, is provided by recent studies that indicate that female galahs go completely irrational every 28 days or so, regular as clockwork, and have developed a penchant for stilettos and skirts that are, frankly, far too short. |
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