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	Encyclopedia: The Wack Pack (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		In his case, this is accompanied by mental retardation and small stature (4' 3"), though he does not have the disproportionate limb size associated with dwarfism.
		Gary The Retard (born 1952 in Albany, Oregon) is a frequent guest on The Howard Stern Radio Show and is a member of The Wack Pack.
		Mental retardation (also called mental handicap and, as defined by the UK Mental Health Act (1983), mental impairment and severe mental impairment) is a term for a pattern of persistently slow learning of basic motor and language skills (milestones) during childhood, and a significantly below-normal global intellectual capacity as...
	www.nationmaster.com /encyclopedia/The-Wack-Pack (4779 words)

	MarksFriggin.com - Stern Show News - Archive
		Gary said he was able to watch the full two hour finale in about 50 minutes because he came home late and had it on his TiVo.
		Gary told Howard to ask her if she remembers the name of her second album because the title was ridiculously long.
		Gary came in and said that there is a bit of joy in Robin's voice when she makes fun of Fred.
	www.marksfriggin.com /news02/5-20.htm (11398 words)

	DeansPlanet.Com <--- The Greatest Website Of All Time ---> Can I Have Your Autograph Please
		As promised Gary sent me some great pictures from the green room, pictures of him with Hank and High Pitch Eric, and a note telling his fans that he loves them all.
		Shy Fox, one of our members later told me that she and Gary talked for close to 15 minutes and that it was one of the greatest experiences she had ever had.
		I called Gary and asked him if he would grant me an interview, and as always Gary was very friendly and open to the idea.
	www.deansplanet.com /doc_gary_the_retard.html (1118 words)

	MarksFriggin.com - Stern Show News - Archive
		Gary's wife was in a meditation room relaxing at one point and some other women started talking about Gary and how ugly he is. They also talked about how hard it must be for the woman who married him.
		Gary said they've tried to call this woman to get her to talk about this on the air but she's apparently in full denial of the whole thing.
		Gary the Retard and Wendy the Retard were on the phone this morning.
	www.marksfriggin.com /news02/3-25.htm (10719 words)

	Gary The Retard vs. Redneck Messiah (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		This should be a classic...a barnyard brawl with The Redneck Messiah and Gary the Retard!
		Gary running around the ring now, looking like the retard we all know and love, and just knocks the Messiah down with a clothesline!
		Gary gets thrown into the bails of hay and I don't think he's going to come back from that hoe shot!
	www.angelfire.com /mi/cocf/garyredneck.html (416 words)

	Footnotes
		This is how bad the dude is: Today we are washing his work van and he HAS to control the hose, and I know exactly why.
		I was telling Juan, when Gary couldn't hear, "Don't touch the hose, esay." So as I was washing Gary sprayed me twice out of sheer stupidity.
		He'll be stressing over some stupid piece of equipment or tool and I'll ask him if he wants to put it in his office, which should piss him off, but he responds as though I am being serious...it sucks.
	kidsbike.blogspot.com /2005_07_01_kidsbike_archive.html (2517 words)

	Girls on Film
		We shot a Ninja scene at the Trocadero, and the stars of the day were Jello Biafra and Gary the Retard from Howard Stern.
		And I suppose that Gary’s presence reminded us that everyone, from half-naked girls to rock stars to the mentally impaired, has the right to self-exploitation.
		(For the record, Gary was treated very well and had a lot of fun.) Corey Feldman and the Ninja Bitches (I’m the one with the cat-o’-nine-tails) come in and kick everyone’s ass.
	www.citypaper.net /articles/071901/nc.gyro.shtml (1003 words)

	The Wack Pack
		The name Beetlejuice comes from a scene in the movie Beetlejuice in which a person appeared with a shrunken head.
		He used to do Stern's movie reviews by rating each film with a burning cross.
		Gary The Retard (born 1955 in Albany, Oregon) is a frequent guest on the Howard Stern Radio Show and is a member of The Wack Pack.
	www.arikah.com /encyclopedia/Gary_The_Retard (1121 words)

	DeansPlanet.Com <--- The Greatest Website Of All Time ---> Can I Have Your Autograph Please
		Mary (a Mariah Carey look-alike, only hotter) was recently on the Stern show in hopes of making a blind-date love connection between her mother, Judy and heart throb wack packer, Gary the Retard.
		She is schizophrenic and has some slight brain damage, but gets upset at the usage of the word retard.
		My mom and Gary and I met when we all got there and Gary said I was so cute, my mom was a little jealous but said she would still give him a chance.
	www.deansplanet.com /doc_mary_carey.html (960 words)

	164 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		He said that if I wanted to meet them I had to kiss Gary the Retard and pee in a diaper.
		When I finally got in there, even after all the time to adjust to the fact that I was going to meet Howie, AJ, and Kevin, I couldn't believe that they were there so close to me. There was a line that I was'nt allowed to cross but it was still incredible.
		Howie seemed really impressed with the fact that I was willing to pee in a diaper and kiss Gary the Retard (I don't really like to call him that...
	www.icubed.com /~chkman/164.html (501 words)

	did Gary the retard die? (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		I haven't heard him on Stern in ages.
		I know Hank the angry drunk midget passed away, but didn't hear anything about Gary.
		Gary was/is the best guest on the show.
	www.viewaskew.com /newboard/messages549/2826.html (124 words)

	Gary The Retard Fighting Flu - SternFanNetwork (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		If I didn't hear another Gary the Retard bit for 10 years, it would be too soon.
		Gary is a never ending supply of fun if done right.
		Some of the "retahd" material was getting a bit old, but Gary and the flu bit was really funny.
	www.sternfannetwork.com /forum/showthread.php?threadid=46706 (543 words)

	ed2k URL for file "Howard Stern - beetlejuice vs gary the retard - very funny.avi" (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Howard Stern - beetlejuice vs gary the retard - very funny.avi
		If you think that the link below is broken than you need to read this.
		ed2k: Howard Stern - beetlejuice vs gary the retard - very funny.avi
	www.filedonkey.com /url/880104D64804916BA72F80873D229BAB (86 words)

	Jehovahs Witness Discussion Forum - Topic: Gary The Retard from Howard Stern show is.... (page 1)
		Gary The Retard from Howard Stern show is....
		Re: Gary The Retard from Howard Stern show is....
		One of the local radio shows in jacksonville had a resident "retard" that they would call and get this...
	www.jehovahs-witness.com /6/85184/1.ashx (200 words)

	retard (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
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		i only have one more year where i can blame being a retard on being a teen.
	www.retard.blog.keywordblogger.com (193 words)

	02/26/1999: I hate this film already (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Isn't it just precious that even though they're not as good as us triple-digit folk, they can still fall in love and screw each other?"
		Of course, only with other retarded people, and with carefully placed humor to show us that, although it's great that they're in love, they're still RETARDED, and that can lead to wacky hijinks!
		Gary the Retard's birthday party on Stern was less patronizing than this, and at least it advertised itself as a goof.
	www.mrcranky.com /movies/othersister/3.html (102 words)

	gary the retard - Search.com
		Howard Stern Pranks Gary the Retard - The Flu
		AudioComedy.net: Howard Stern Pranks Gary the Retard (The Flu)
		Bandstand 2000 Entertainment - Gary the Retard and the Howard Stern...
	www.search.com /search/1/gary_the_retard.html?ref=related (480 words)

	Urban Dictionary: The Howard Stern Show
		The show is inspired and inventive, providing a minimum of 4 hours of fresh, witty entertainment 5 days a week.
		Though largely overlooked when rating "funny shows" or "funniest comedians", The Howard Stern Show, and Stern himself produce the equivalent of 4 HBO comedy specials a day, without the benefit of a year's prep time, or an HBO budget.
		The show has produced such characters as Crackhead Bob, Beetlejuice, High Pitch Eric, Wendy the Retard, Gary the Retard, and many others.
	www.urbandictionary.com /define.php?term=The+Howard+Stern+Show&defid=1385580 (257 words)

	Idle Chatter (022702) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Cox was chosen, along with a couple of buxom beauties, to participate in a contest where the "winner" had to kiss Gary to earn $2,500.
		After acknowledging Gary as, well, a little scary, Cox said she was more than happy to lose the contest to avoid planting a wet one on him.
		Sadly, Cox forgot to plug her music and Web site (www.ashleycox.com) during the broadcast, and the self-proclaimed "King of All Media" also failed to provide Cox with as much as a parting gift for playing along.
	newtimes.rway.com /2002/022702/chatter.shtml (1042 words)

	Pics Page (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Gary the Retard, Jason, Conan, Hank the Angry Dwarf, Bob, and High Pitch Eric
		Conan, Hank the Angry Dwarf, and Gary the Retard discuss a solution for world hunger.
		Conan, Hank the Angry Dwarf, and Gary the Retard debate the validity of Global Warming
	www.kungfudiesel.com /pics_page.htm (241 words)

	Gary
		Gary is the hottest new rock star since Leather Wolf, and no one can keep their hands off him.
		Gary is up for anything but will Tracy be able to perform?
		Take your seat behind the microphone of radio's most powerful man Howard Stern and interact with Dasha, Nikita, Kelsey, Brittany, Felecia, Payne, Jewel and Alexa as you DJ the hottest girls ever on DVD.
	tgp.adultpulse.com /Gary (820 words)

	phillyBurbs.com Blogs \| NBC10 at mercy of Howard Stern prankster
		Gary Dell’Abate always wears that goddamn adidas jacket with the atlantic records patch on it.
		Comment by Gary the retard — 1.28.2005 @ 5:44 pm
		does anyone have the audio clip of the Gary the retard “shoo flu".
	blogs.phillyburbs.com /blog.php?p=489&cat=10 (531 words)

	UU World Mar/Apr 2002: An Unexpected Connection, by Dan Kennedy
		If you'd ever heard of Nasiff, it was, no doubt, by his stage moniker: "Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf." Nasiff was one of the regulars who make their way through the New York studios of The Howard Stern Show.
		Known collectively as the "Wack Pack," they go by such charming appellations as "Gary the Retard," "Crackhead Bob," and "Beetlejuice," a dwarf who, as a comedic bonus, is also mentally deficient.
		Nasiff's genetic condition was achondroplasia, a bone disorder that is the most common type of dwarfism, affecting — by a very rough estimate — 25,000 to 50,000 Americans.
	www.uuworld.org /2002/02/commentary.html (1227 words)

	flipboiryan's Xanga Site
		too bad Calvin and Gary (Retard) couldnt be in it..
		-me and gary posin nex to 'bimbo bread'-
		gary tryna poke his tummy to see if it laughs..
	www.xanga.com /home.aspx?user=flipboiryan (303 words)

	eBaum's World Forum - Yucko Calls Gary The Retard (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		I was writing him a theme song to use on howard stern but I got busy with some other projects and didn't get to finish it.
		Gary is on howards show alot and so is yucko.
		So yucko could have gotten the number from them.
	forum.ebaumsworld.com /showthread.php?s=92625b64df31329cbd6f963696f37a12&t=21863 (248 words)

	Slurred Speech: May 2005 Archives (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Segregation with the sanction of law, therefore, has a tendency to [retard] the educational and mental development of negro children and to deprive them of some of the benefits they would receive in a racial[ly] integrated school system.
		Gary Schroen, former senior CIA agent, describes request to bring Osama's head back in a box
		Shroen, a high level CIA agent, describes his orders from Cofer Black, the head of counterterrorism for the CIA, to kill Osama and bring his head back in a box.
	www.slurredspeech.com /archives/2005/05/index.html (4151 words)

	Wendy the Retard - Reviews on RateItAll (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		She's so cute the way she talks, and although retarded, she seems smarter than many so-called more intelligent people.
		She should have her own show with Gary the retard.
		Wendy the Retard: Showing comments 1-3 of 3
	www.rateitall.com /i-53268-wendy-the-retard.aspx (131 words)

	Re: Gary the Goalie.....
		After reading that post they might want to add in the future...
		"has the writing skills of Gary the retard and the spelling skills of Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show"
		"has the writing skills of Gary the retard and the spelling skills of Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show" : Geez, one long comma after comma rambling paragraph.
	www.i-depth.com /P/w/wv02643.frm.htusa.msg/3677.html (181 words)

	Gary The Retard - Reviews on RateItAll (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		to invite a friend to rate Gary The Retard
		People, groups, and concepts responsible for the decline of the Democratic Party
		Gary The Retard: Showing comments 1-1 of 1
	www.rateitall.com /i-53267-gary-the-retard.aspx (102 words)

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