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| | Welcome to the Gene Pool (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-09) |
 | | The Cult of Father Darwin is a largely eclectic and secular bunch of folks who broadly follow the hallowed teachings of Charles Darwin, Chlorinator of the Pool, Slayer of the Inattentive, Scourge of the Stupid, and Exterminator of the Congenitally Thick. |
 | | The Father, Purifier of the Pool, cares nothing for your race, your colour, your culture, your social standing, your income, your sexual orientation or your shoe-size; he cares only for the purity of the gene-pool through the death of the stupid, the ignorant the foolhardy, and the dim. |
 | | You are here because your ancestors' genes won through trials you cannot even imagine; and in one final act of superlative, monumental and quintessential stupidity, you stop the line dead in its tracks. |
| www.catweasel.org /Darwin/gene-pool.html (444 words) |
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