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| | TIME.com: After Gonk -- Jul 12, 1948 -- Page 1 |
 | | Now, Resistentialism is the philosophy of what Things think about us. |
 | | Gonk's Hypothesis, formulated by our own Professor Gonk, of the Cambridge Trichological Institute, states that a subject who has rubbed a wet shaving brush over his face before applying the cream cannot, however long and furiously he shakes the brush, prevent water from dribbling down his forearm and wetting his sleeve once he starts shaving. |
 | | Gonk has also, of course, carried out some brilliant research on collar-studs, shoelaces, tin-openers, and the Third Programme atmospherics. |
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