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 | | Ever mindful of job security, France has branched out, learning to infuse vodkas with lemon and orange rind (citrus scrapings that are perfect for that cold glass of white Lillet, which we wouldn't mind seeing override the commie-pinko Mojito. |
 | | After all, like all things too good, the Mojito and its muddling process will fly too close to the sun, lose popularity, and walk down the path of obscurity already trod by the once-popular Manhattan (which Dog Bites still adores) and the equal-parts-rum-and-whiskey Gorilla Fart. |
 | | OK, we're not sure the latter was ever popular, but we'd like to see it trump the Mojito, if just to hear the sleeveless, bronzed himbos at Lime say "fart," time after time, all night long. |
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