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 | | A paradox is not what it is. Kind of like trying to maintain your composure when you are eating steak at your girlfriend's house and you tell her dad that it tastes like beef jerky. |
 | | A Most Ingenious Paradox: This Paradox (a Most Ingenious Paradox):You are the victim of this clumsy arrangement, having been born in leap-year, on the twenty-ninth of February;And so, by a simple arithmetical process, you'll easily discover,That though you've lived twenty-one years, yet, if we go by birthdays, you're only five and a little bit over. |
 | | Paradox (Arizona): A place where conspiracy theorists believe there is an alien base, but it doesn't exist. |
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