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| | Burton on the Bay |
 | | Y'see, today when it comes t'buy'n a boat, it's gotten t'be a family matter, which any fisherman smart 'nuff to bait up can plainly see means fish'n considerations have gone to th'dogs in a crab basket. |
 | | If Granma is liv'n t'home, she gets her say, 'n for a while y'think she's in your corner. |
 | | Granma don't want no boat in the first place, the moisture kicks in the rheumatiz, futh'rmore people at the docks ain't interested in Avon cosmetics, all they want is tans, and futh'rmore still, the moola could go to a bigger car when she makes her sell'n rounds shoreside. |
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