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	Encyclopedia :: encyclopedia : Mathematical joke (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-01)
		A mathematical joke is a kind of professional humor or in-joke which relies on or alludes to some fact of mathematics (frequently an esoteric or obscure concept) to generate humour, often in the form of a pun.
		In a classic joke, mathematicians (who are said to understand all mathematics) are compared to physicists (who are said to simply apply mathematics) and nonquantitative scientists.
		Among other jokes, there is a joke that goes as follows: "Christina Aguilera's [or any other female celebrity] boobs weigh 69 pounds [types 69 into calculator] which is too, too, too [types 222 into calculator] much, and she lives on 51st Street [types 51 into calculator] with all the other hookers.
	www.hallencyclopedia.com /Mathematical_joke (799 words)

	Joke - Biocrawler (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-01)
		A joke is a short story or short series of words spoken or communicated with the intent of being laughed at or found humorous by the listener or reader.
		Jokes have been the subject of serious academic study, a notable example being Sigmund Freud's "Jokes and Their Relationship to the Unconscious".
		Jokes often depend for humour on the unexpected, the mildly taboo (which can include the distasteful or socially improper), or the playing on stereotypes and other cultural myths.
	www.biocrawler.com /encyclopedia/Joke (2886 words)

	Joke
		Jokes often depend for humour on the unexpected, the mildly taboo (which can include the mildly distasteful or socially incorrect), or the playing on stereotypes and other cultural myths.
		Blonde jokes are jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair and are assumed not to be very smart.
		A dirty joke is one that depends for all or part of its humour on reference to taboo sexual content.
	www.datamass.net /jo/joke.html (2151 words)

	TSPR Grape Creek Independent School District - Appendix C
		Grape Creek ISD is providing the best education [it] can for our children with the resources [it has].
		Grape Creek ISD has recently gone from a K-8 district to K-12 district and is experiencing "growing pains." The current administration is making great strides in financial management and also improvement the effectiveness of classroom instruction.
		I did not retire from this school system so I have been able to compare it with others and feel they have a good thing going and are working hard to improve the educational opportunities for their students.
	www.window.state.tx.us /tspr/grapecreek/appendc2.htm (1287 words)

	Grape Seed Extract (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-01)
		Additional benefits: Helping to preserve and reinforce the collagen in the skin, grape seed extract is often used in the treatment of connective tissue disorders, such as rheumatoid arthritis.
		For allergy sufferers, grape seed extract offers relief; it inhibits the release of symptom-causing compounds such as histamine, which, in turn, helps control a variety of allergic reactions, from hives to hay fever.
		Grape seed also blocks the release of prostaglandins, chemicals involved in allergic reactions and in pain and inflammation, particularly that of the menstrual disorder called endometriosis.
	www.rd.com /content/openContent.do?contentId=1535 (663 words)

	Informat.io on Joke
		Most jokes contain two components: joke setup (for example, "A man walks into a bar...") and a punchline, which, when juxtaposed with the setup, provides the necessary humour to elicit laughter from the audience.
		Jokes in a certain category superficially look like math, but their essence is more akin to chemical composition.
		The clue to that theory is that the jokes around the Challenger usually centered around the one civilian, Christa McAuliffe, whose loss was presumably the most keenly felt by the general public.
	www.informat.io /?title=Joke (5234 words)

	Discover the Wisdom of Mankind on Joke (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-01)
		The 1980s and 1990s saw the vogue of the "dead body" joke, a subject which would usually be considered the opposite of "funny." A fair number of the jokes are deriviations of each other, told in sequence for maximum effect.
		Sometimes, jokes that may be considered offensive (such as racist and sexist jokes) can be adapted in such a way as to remove the offensive content.
		Duck jokes are a particular breed of animal jokes that almost invariably begin, "A duck walks into a bar...." The followup can be as simple as "...and said, 'Ow, that hurts!'" or as complex as this very old joke:A duck walks into a bar.
	www.blinkbits.com /blinks/joke (4923 words)

	Knock Knees -- Recommendations and Resources (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-01)
		The knock-knock joke is a type of joke, probably the best known format of the pun, and is a time-honoured "call and answer" exercise.
		Of course, the point is to write an article, not tell a funny joke, but I prefer to let the effectiveness of the device to speak for itself.
		This is an informative entry (as the joke's format isn't known in Brazil, for example), but the creation date and/or first records of the knock-knock joke are missing; the "time-honored" part made me wonder.
	www.becomingapediatrician.com /health/84/knock-knees.html (1038 words)

	Joke
		As in the first two jokes below, lawyer jokes often presuppose this stereotype in order to make a punchline that is simply about inflicting harm to a lawyer.
		The latter joke involves a pun (the word "wears" for "where's"), a sexual taboo, and a sacrilege.
		Blonde jokes are jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair and are assumed not to be very smart, to be sexually promiscuous ("easy"), or both.
	www.dcult.com /Humor/Joke.php (4379 words)

	Grape views & tastes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-01)
		The joke between Ken Forrester and Martin Meinert is now somewhat of a ritual, quickly disposed of in the company of chenin blanc aficionados who need little sales pitch: ‘Always the bridesmaid, never the bride….’
		Now volumes are augmented by nearby-grown grapes, mostly from old vines in similar sites.
		Another impression of the tasting exercise is that of the master proprietor of the wine property: while Forrester is the first to acknowledge Martin Meinert’s expertise, the first wines were made by Cathy Marshall, and Forrester certainly does have a very hands-on position when the grapes come in.
	www.grape.org.za /Views/060102kfchenin.htm (958 words)

	Black Joke (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-01)
		Joke Racist One day went to see a fortune teller, and asked him, "When will I die?".
		Joke Mexican A Portuguese was mourning a man beside the coffin when somebody asked him: "Who is the dead man?" To which he answered pointing to the casket: "It's him.
		Joke Knock Knock A Portuguese was mourning a man beside the coffin when somebody asked him: "Who is the dead man?" To which he answered pointing to the casket: "It's him.
	www.jokes-area.com /black-joke_16.html (794 words)

	How to kill a blonde..... :: Joke-Pages.com (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-01)
		So he hid the sticker under a rock next to the pool and when his wife left for an errand he put the sticker in the shallowest part of the pool.
		His wife was blonde and he THOUGHT she would know it was a joke.
		It said "Scratch and Sniff ME!!!" and in small rint was the word "grape" grape was her favorite fruit so she scratched the sticker and sniffed it.
	www.joke-pages.com /jokes/joke-print.asp?joke_id=2954&name= (190 words)

	Roadfood.com Forums - Grape nut??? A pudding??
		To prepare this Grape Nut Pudding Recipe, first mix together the grape nuts, eggs, sugar, raisins, cinnamon and vanilla extract.
		I assumed it was a joke on the ballot.
		the grape nuts are folded in to creamy vanilla ice cream and the cereal gets kinda frozen- chewey- crunchy-.
	www.roadfood.com /forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11129 (881 words)

	Cattle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		A humorous anecdote among farmers suggests that instant death will come to anyone bitten by a cattle's upper front teeth.
		The joke is apparent to anyone knowing that a cow possesses no such teeth.
		The first known law requiring branding in North America was enacted on February 5, 1644 by Connecticut.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Cattle (2491 words)

	No Joke Tags Here - Achenblog
		People insisting that a grape is not a larval plum and a raisin is not a baby prune.
		May 18, 2005 03:14 PM Still, it's better to be someone whose jokes are taken seriously, than someone whose serious statements are taken as jokes.
		Not to mention memories of Cesar Chavez, the campesinos, and the United Farm Workers, and the grape strikes, and Bobby Kennedy's visit...I wax nostalgic.
	blog.washingtonpost.com /achenblog/2005/05/no_joke_tags_here.html (1327 words)

	united MANCHESTER present BLACK GRAPE
		Black Grape were awarded the NME Brats 'Best Single' award - for "Reverend Black Grape" and the following morning a still hungover Shaun informed the nation on Chris Evans Radio 1 Breakfast Show about how he had got so drunk at the bash he lost the award on the way home.
		This in typical Black Grape fashion though gave the band the idea for the name of their second album.
		The future of Black Grape is unclear as Shaun, Bez and the lads decided to reform the Happy Mondays in 1999.
	www.unitedmanchester.com /music/blackgrape.htm (685 words)

	Monkey Joke
		The jokes navigate is very easy and can be done by using "next joke" link.
		He looks at the grape for a minute or two and promply shoves it up his rear end.
		Sitting there for a while, he then proceeds to eat the grapes one by one.
	www.jokesaround.com /j/1642.html (283 words)

	plantar fasciitis
		This is not an exaggeration or joke, but a very serious situation that has caused the death and misery of millions.
		Grape seed extract 60 mg twice a day is supposed to prevent collagen destruction.
		I would choose the source of grape seed extract carefully (www.nutriteam.com seems good).
	heelspurs.com /_intro2.html (14719 words)

	Rodger Moffett ASU Joke Samples (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-01)
		I have written a bunch of grape jokes and a series of one-panel comics making fun of nuances from living in
		I submitted one of my joke books many years ago and was told by the publisher that that they liked it and that I needed to illustrate it.
		I have tried to get an illustrator but have been unsuccessful.
	math.asu.edu /~moffett/Jokes.htm (218 words)

	Jokes
		The crew of a Southwest Airlines jet with 137 passengers on board aborted take-off from an airport outside Los Angeles on Friday after a young man joked about having a bomb in his luggage.
		He is the only sportsman to have been fined Ј1,000 for making a mother-in-law joke and describing England's cricket selectors as "gin-slinging dodderers".
		In the recent past, two unlikely shows that weave together Scandinavian mythology, live music, dance and theater have played to sold-out houses, proving that Minnesota audiences are hungry for cultural representation far more substantive than corny jokes.
	www.dcult.com /Jokes/cat.php (528 words)

	Another Dumb Joke (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-01)
		Actually, I'm a little too young to get the full effect of this joke myself.
		The other joke about Euell Gibbons is in there, although it never has quite made sense to me (it seems kinda backwards), but it does seem to make enough sense for the pun to work.
		If you are at the right age (intellectually, at least) to really appreciate the Grape Nuts joke above, you can simply make fun of the fact that in English, Schlitz sounds like it ought to mean something naughty.
	is.rice.edu /~cathyf/stupidjoke.html (480 words)

	(GCNCHM) Knot Funny Moss Brain! by GuyInBack
		The cache is a small waterproof container that has a log, two pencil stubs and some rather poor jokes on little folded up pieces of paper.
		This is a great place to get rid of that terrible joke you have been carrying around in your brain the past few years.
		Some of the jokes were really funny and some were pretty sad.
	www.geocaching.com /seek/cache_details.aspx?wp=GCNCHM (630 words)

	Duck Grape Joke - Related Articles @ Funny.co.uk (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-01)
		the joke about a duck walks into a bar for grapes
		joke 3 women go to heaven step on a duck
		You will be immediately returned to this page when the message has been sent.
	www.funny.co.uk /keywords/duck-grape-joke.html (148 words)

	AskMen.com - Bar Joke
		The monkey finds a grape on the bar.
		He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, then pulls it out and eats it.
		He stuck a grape up his rear-end, then pulled it out and ate it."
	www.askmen.com /jokes/oct00/october22.html (375 words)

	fruit in the butt :: LaughLine.com (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-01)
		Joke Home > Miscellaneous Jokes > fruit in the butt
		and he laughed after shoving the fuzzy peach up his butt, and he died and went to hell then the second kidd realizes wat happens and picks carefully, he picked a grape, he then bent over and while the was shoving the fruit up his butt he laughed, died, and went to hell.
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	www.laughline.com /jokes/joke.asp?joke_id=7372 (154 words)

	AskMen.com - Smart Monkey
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		He grabs the grape, sticks it up his a
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	www.askmen.com /jokes/2004_jul/jul22.html (355 words)

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